elena perez
@thisiselena.bsky.social
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TV writer, top secret poet, short stories, novel pro bckgrnd: tech / marketing affable and staffable a lot curious, a little furious voted most likely to post about mint chip ice cream NJ, Philly, NYC, now LA https://www.imdb.com/name/nm13004682/
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thisiselena.bsky.social
timeline cleanse and then back to writing
Sammie (small black dog with a white snout) laying in floofy blankets with her ears sticking up.
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noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
thisiselena.bsky.social
mint
chocolate
chip
ice
cream

(that's it, that's the skeet.)
thisiselena.bsky.social
i should add that reposting the post in question makes you an amplifier for the dumb-ity. block and move on!
thisiselena.bsky.social
if you write something provocatively dumb and say "ratio me" all I hear is block block block
thisiselena.bsky.social
if you write something provocatively dumb and say "ratio me" all I hear is block block block
thisiselena.bsky.social
gonna think about this for a while
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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thisiselena.bsky.social
sometimes i think about the Great Red Spot on Jupiter, a storm as big as two Earths with wind speeds surpassing 250mph, and raging for something like 200+ years... and how it makes everything here seem so small. Just something else to think about.
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
thisiselena.bsky.social
the only people who can be held accountable are those who believe in accountability
thisiselena.bsky.social
they're gonna figure out how to tie this to the whole return-to-office thing soon
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bitterscriptreader.bsky.social
Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”
thisiselena.bsky.social
back when girls dressed like kids until they turn 13 and were issued a 39yo's haircut and wardrobe
thisiselena.bsky.social
once you have registered your demeanor, you must sustain that demeanor. demeanors can only be changed in conjunction with a change of employment or during the open demeanor enrollment window.
thisiselena.bsky.social
each citizen shall be allowed 1 (one) demeanor
thematthill.bsky.social
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
thisiselena.bsky.social
their authoritarian bullshit is so obvi-101, i can only think that most people *do* see it, and they just believe they're safe.
thisiselena.bsky.social
shout out to Portland ❤️☀️
thisiselena.bsky.social
in addition to all the many ugly terrible things, sure sucks to see people you care deeply about living in a whole different reality
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jennanewman.bsky.social
Community science! Input from over TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE! From Mexico to Canada! In a natural experiment!

“Bc a total solar eclipse occurs in the same location once every 3 or4 centuries, most free-living birds, like most ppl, have never seen day turn quickly to pm, only to return again mins later”🧪
thisiselena.bsky.social
what a fuckn timeline
jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
thisiselena.bsky.social
the poet as a pick up truck in the snow
On a foggy winter day, as seen through a water-dappled car windshield, a white pickup truck cruises along a snowy road framed by tall trees
thisiselena.bsky.social
615 am fireworks? dude, go eat some pancakes at Denny's or something
thisiselena.bsky.social
sure will look like war in hindsight
thisiselena.bsky.social
give one movie another movie's title:

Star Wars = The Princess Diaries
thisiselena.bsky.social
i just keep thinking of these 😆

give one movie another movie's title:

Titanic = Jack Frost
thisiselena.bsky.social
give one movie another movie's title:

Rosemary's Baby = Mamma Mia!