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Jonathan Edward Durham

@thisone0verhere.bsky.social

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Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com http://Patreon.com/jonathanedwarddurham https://jonathanedwarddurham.com

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Nov 17

Hey folks! Do you hate the Sunday scaries but love and/or tolerate my humor? Well you’re in luck, because I’m writing a weekly humor column! (screaming crying throwing up etc) It’s called “Know Worries” and the first issue is up now on my substack and Patreon! And it’s free! Links below and in bio!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20m

Beets
My Girl
Scar Tissue

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20m

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

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Apple picking is great if you’re really into self-checkout but you’re also kind of outdoorsy

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4h

This absolute emotional rollercoaster of a post

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4h

Thought so

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Emotionally I’m at the supermarket and I don’t recognize any of these apple varieties

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 5h

When I say I’m busy it might mean I have other plans with other people or it might mean I need time to be alone in my house and mutter to myself about the general state of things and they are the same amount of busy

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6h

Need someone to put me in the time out burrito pls

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6h

They’re trying so hard to reset the timeline god bless ‘em

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6h

A haunted house but every room is just somebody googling something inefficiently and you’re not allowed to help

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 7h

Nobody knows your struggles like your calculator app

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 7h

Every morning I wake up feeling like I’m in big trouble

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22h

Fair

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22h

Swans are evil birds

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Driving around town putting real ducks in jeeps

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

🤣

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I'm gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a ouija board call

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

You’re damn right it does

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These pumpkin spice lattes just aren’t doing it this year time to go right to the rapid release mashed potatoes

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Reeces pumpkins are great but where my KitKat counts people at

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

I’m an adult in much the same way ai makes “art” like I just look at what real adults do and think “okay got it” then by the time I do it I’ve got three extra fingers and the comments section is furious

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Butter is just potato spice

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

“Living the dream” is pretty accurate considering that dreams are dumb and make no sense

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

This year has felt like 9 months of babysitting somebody else’s kid and they’re making you play a boardgame you don’t wanna play and making up the rules so only they can win and also they’re screaming the whole time and their parents aren’t coming home anytime soon and you’re paying them $150 a day

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You could write a different version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” for every week this year

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