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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
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PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. Pink starburst is my favorite. vers in so many ways OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · Dec 1
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 3h
Are those instructions 😈😈
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 4h
🥵🥵 that should have been in me
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 11h
😂😂😂 I wish
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
*hacker voice* I’m in
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15h
After a 3 HOUR delay, I’m moving again! Took a quick bathroom break as we took off 😜😜
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15h
Haha. Definitely say hi if you see me!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15h
Oh fun. Not sure if I’m going Saturday or not. I’m just gonna be playing it by ear
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15h
Getting a tattoo tomorrow and going to naked night at CC’s. Otherwise, meeting up with some bloomfies
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 15h
They just did an announcement that we should be getting going again soon, so hopefully that means 5 minutes and not another hour 😅😅
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 16h
Haha. I wish. Sadly dealing with train delays. Been stopped on the tracks for 2 hours 😭😭
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 19h
Haha. If I weren’t on my way to Seattle right now I would already be in you 😈
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
1920’s bartender. My brain stopped there.

Line cook. Great pallet, apathetic work ethic. Was once great at parties.
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
Such cute babies!!!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
I just calls ‘em as I sees ‘em
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
So many cute dogs! 😍😍

Royalty, but only technically (still cute). Loves going to concerts, but never stressed about getting tickets. Chill with whatever
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 20h
Head of the house. Tired of everyone’s shit. Sometimes goes for a drive just cause. Always gets a treat at the gas station but never smiles about it
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
Cuuuute
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
4. Nerd. Biker parents. Knows more about the engine than the culture. Has 2 long overdue library books
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
3. Grew up committed to a life of (minor) crime. Later on joined law enforcement. Still unclear if he’s given up his old ways
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
2. A lawyer but not a very good one. Never won a case. Constantly on the edge of a precipice. Only has one pair of sucks with no holes (dusty green argyle).
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
1. Coulda been a pro football player. Enjoys routine. Thinks the best dinner is a hot dog and half a beer
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
Oh no! Too many. I’m too verbose. I’ll have to do one at a time.
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
🥵🥵 don’t tease me 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
So cute! If he were human His favorite class in school would be biology, but he didn’t think he was very good at it and didn’t pursue it in college. He is happy with his life but every once in a while he wonders what his life would be like if he had become a doctor.
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 21h
Okay I’m stuck on this train for 5 hours next to a very elderly woman. Anyone want to keep me entertained??? Send me pictures of non-humans and I’ll anthropomorphize them. (I’m just a tiny bit high for my travels and this sounds like the best way to pass time)
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