Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny
I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.
OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx
Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.
OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx
Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
· Dec 1
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)
I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
Should I make a main? Like an alt, but just my non-horny thoughts (still probably pretty horny, but in a not sexy way)?
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Should I make a main? Like an alt, but just my non-horny thoughts (still probably pretty horny, but in a not sexy way)?
Does anyone want to give me infinite money to pursue a perfect life? If you were looking for an opportunity this is it. I have many ideas and would love the funding 😜😜😅😅😅
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Does anyone want to give me infinite money to pursue a perfect life? If you were looking for an opportunity this is it. I have many ideas and would love the funding 😜😜😅😅😅
Who knew #toweltuesday could be so fun?
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who knew #toweltuesday could be so fun?
PSA: I wanna see your dick.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
PSA: I wanna see your dick.
I almost posted a hot take then I was like hmmmmmm. Better not 🤷🏻♂️
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I almost posted a hot take then I was like hmmmmmm. Better not 🤷🏻♂️
Ugh. I want more tattoos
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Ugh. I want more tattoos
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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
I’ve never told anyone this, but I suffer from slut syndrome. I follow a lunar cycle where I am horny for a complete lunar cycle. Then it immediately restarts. And it’s incurable 🫠
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’ve never told anyone this, but I suffer from slut syndrome. I follow a lunar cycle where I am horny for a complete lunar cycle. Then it immediately restarts. And it’s incurable 🫠
Who wants to have a sleepover?
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Who wants to have a sleepover?
Question. What’s the purpose of rolling down a waistband (like on sweats or athletic shorts) but then wearing it at the same place??? Am I missing something? Is there a reason or is it just a thing because 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Question. What’s the purpose of rolling down a waistband (like on sweats or athletic shorts) but then wearing it at the same place??? Am I missing something? Is there a reason or is it just a thing because 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Living our best life!
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Living our best life!
Does this explain it?
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Does this explain it?
I can’t believe I forgot to post ass today. Technically there’s still time but I’m high and time doesn’t exist 😅😅😅
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I can’t believe I forgot to post ass today. Technically there’s still time but I’m high and time doesn’t exist 😅😅😅
I need to breed someone’s son
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I need to breed someone’s son
Reposted by Zach
having a crush on here is so dumb, ughh ur posts are so good and mysterious do you want to be in love with some stupid idiot 2000 miles away
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
having a crush on here is so dumb, ughh ur posts are so good and mysterious do you want to be in love with some stupid idiot 2000 miles away
The boys are giving me snuggles. But I could use a few more ☺️☺️
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The boys are giving me snuggles. But I could use a few more ☺️☺️
I’m feeling in a funk tonight 🤨😕😠
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m feeling in a funk tonight 🤨😕😠
I wanna do a bad thing twice 😈😜😘😂😘
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I wanna do a bad thing twice 😈😜😘😂😘
Started a new job today
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Started a new job today
Had a great night with @reinbowcleric.bsky.social. It was so fun to get to visit! Here’s to even more fun in the future 😜😘😘😈
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Had a great night with @reinbowcleric.bsky.social. It was so fun to get to visit! Here’s to even more fun in the future 😜😘😘😈
First time meeting @drunkpsyduck54.bsky.social was fun 😜😘
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
First time meeting @drunkpsyduck54.bsky.social was fun 😜😘
I second this motion
Portland boys! Let’s get a drink tonight and let the world know ow we met up with cute pictures!
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I second this motion