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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny

I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.

On a Journey to become the God of Vibes

OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting

Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx

Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
Sometimes I write poetry of subjective quality.
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
They wanna know why you’re not vibing…😒😒
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I’m well on my way ✨🔥❤️‍🔥
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Who wants me to top this sweet innocent ass? 😘😈
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Now who’s gonna ride it? #gay #bubblebutt #gayass #jockstrap
January 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Gotta love golden hour 😘😘😘
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I am feeling something this morning 😘😘✨✨❤️‍🔥 just wanted to share my silly little shower dance.
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I cannot wait for tank top and slutty shorts weather again
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Crushes are so cute! 😍😍🥰😘
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It’s Friday. My cock is fat. That is all #fcf
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
In some random good news. The intern I had this summer just got a job in the city that she wanted to move to and I wrote a reference for the job she got! She was fantastic and I’m so proud of what she’s already accomplished and what’s in store for her future as someone who will make a difference 🥰🥰
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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death comes for us all, but hopefully earlier for a select few!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’m a little bit late to the party but I’m watching survivor season 49 and I think this is my favorite season ever
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I’m celebrating bush this #fursday. Show me your bush! Whatever shape it’s in, whether it’s highly trimmed and manicured, or growing wild and untamed! I love your bush no matter how you keep it! Show me!!!
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The more I think about it the more I vibe with the Klingon mantra, “Today is a good day to die.”
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I think I’d like to be suspended in the air and edged beyond belief. Or get edged in a sensory deprivation tank… anyway. Please play with my cock!
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Pro-tip. Don’t project your own ideals on other people you don’t know!!! It’s rude to come out of the blue and imply that someone you don’t know should like what you like, identify with terms you identify with, or shares any common ground. You don’t know them. So either get to know them or shut up.
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Having myself a little #humpday nap
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Feeling fresh on this #toweltuesday ¹

¹ Towel not pictured
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I think I’d like to read a bit more this year. Please give me book recs. My preference is for gay fantasy (like magic not like we live in a decent world) but open to anything with fun/engaging characters and storylines.
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I love a silly little shower dance
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Anyone else up, bubbling their bubble this cold Saturday night?
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I think it’s important to feel. I feel sorrow. I feel anger. I feel resentment.

But it’s important to have joy still. I find joy in the life that I make with my community. Anyway. Here is some joy from me to you. I like having fun with The Boys.
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Remember: just because someone doesn't post about politics or what is happening with ICE, it doesn't mean they are apathetic. Social media is ONE tiny aspect of a person's life. If you want to keep posting about movies or sharing pictures of your cats, please keep doing so
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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I am now a single issue voter: abolish ICE and ensure every single former agent rots in prison for the rest of their miserable fucking life.
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM