Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny
I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.
On a Journey to become the God of Vibes
OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx
Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.
On a Journey to become the God of Vibes
OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx
Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
· Dec 1
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)
I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
Okay. After work should I?
A.) Go climbing (cute boy who I want to date my friend might be there)
B.) Get high and write
C.) Play video games
D.) Edit my video(s) from last night
E.) Win $100 million and go on a world tour with my best bloomfies (by selecting this option you agree to give me $100m)
A.) Go climbing (cute boy who I want to date my friend might be there)
B.) Get high and write
C.) Play video games
D.) Edit my video(s) from last night
E.) Win $100 million and go on a world tour with my best bloomfies (by selecting this option you agree to give me $100m)
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Okay. After work should I?
A.) Go climbing (cute boy who I want to date my friend might be there)
B.) Get high and write
C.) Play video games
D.) Edit my video(s) from last night
E.) Win $100 million and go on a world tour with my best bloomfies (by selecting this option you agree to give me $100m)
A.) Go climbing (cute boy who I want to date my friend might be there)
B.) Get high and write
C.) Play video games
D.) Edit my video(s) from last night
E.) Win $100 million and go on a world tour with my best bloomfies (by selecting this option you agree to give me $100m)
Do you ever eat a banana and think “ I should call him”
February 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Do you ever eat a banana and think “ I should call him”
Loot that drops after defeating me:
(Guarantee) 1 blanket hoodie (+10 comfort)
(Common) 1 Coke Zero with passionfruit syrup
(Common) 2-4 Shredded Cheese
(Uncommon) 1-3 Random Jewelry¹
(Rare) 1 Tomb of Vibes²
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¹ See table 506.1 for chances (includes cursed objects)
² Allows user to vibe perfectly
(Guarantee) 1 blanket hoodie (+10 comfort)
(Common) 1 Coke Zero with passionfruit syrup
(Common) 2-4 Shredded Cheese
(Uncommon) 1-3 Random Jewelry¹
(Rare) 1 Tomb of Vibes²
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¹ See table 506.1 for chances (includes cursed objects)
² Allows user to vibe perfectly
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) Coke Zero
2) red DS lite with a copy of pokemon platinum in it
3) dirty chai latte with two extra espresso shots
4) sawdust
5) cherry flavored chapstick
1) Coke Zero
2) red DS lite with a copy of pokemon platinum in it
3) dirty chai latte with two extra espresso shots
4) sawdust
5) cherry flavored chapstick
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1) k cups
2) diet coke
3) my adidas club membership
4) dried oregano
5) fit bit
1) k cups
2) diet coke
3) my adidas club membership
4) dried oregano
5) fit bit
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
(Guarantee) 1 blanket hoodie (+10 comfort)
(Common) 1 Coke Zero with passionfruit syrup
(Common) 2-4 Shredded Cheese
(Uncommon) 1-3 Random Jewelry¹
(Rare) 1 Tomb of Vibes²
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¹ See table 506.1 for chances (includes cursed objects)
² Allows user to vibe perfectly
(Guarantee) 1 blanket hoodie (+10 comfort)
(Common) 1 Coke Zero with passionfruit syrup
(Common) 2-4 Shredded Cheese
(Uncommon) 1-3 Random Jewelry¹
(Rare) 1 Tomb of Vibes²
—
¹ See table 506.1 for chances (includes cursed objects)
² Allows user to vibe perfectly
A friend is coming over to celebrate humpday¹. I’m very excited 😘😁
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¹ get railed
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¹ get railed
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
A friend is coming over to celebrate humpday¹. I’m very excited 😘😁
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¹ get railed
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¹ get railed
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Changed my mind and reframed the micro site to be character-based cards as opposed to game-specific cards. I want to be able to expand and draw little guys from movies or tv or my even own little noggin and have them all live in one place 🥰
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Changed my mind and reframed the micro site to be character-based cards as opposed to game-specific cards. I want to be able to expand and draw little guys from movies or tv or my even own little noggin and have them all live in one place 🥰
This is everything
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
This is everything
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Life is short. Be too much.
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Life is short. Be too much.
My cock is so hard right now… just thought you ought to know 😘
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My cock is so hard right now… just thought you ought to know 😘
Ummm. This is a long shot. But if there are any wealthy benefactors who want to fund a Victorian/edwardian remodel of my office as well as the gogo dressing room at my gay bar… talk to me about it. I promise you will be impressed, aroused, and satisfied in ways you never imagined. 😘😘✨🔥❤️🔥
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Ummm. This is a long shot. But if there are any wealthy benefactors who want to fund a Victorian/edwardian remodel of my office as well as the gogo dressing room at my gay bar… talk to me about it. I promise you will be impressed, aroused, and satisfied in ways you never imagined. 😘😘✨🔥❤️🔥
Once I find the guy who put 4 meetings on my calendar for this morning I am gonna beat him off!! (It was me. I did this to myself)
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Once I find the guy who put 4 meetings on my calendar for this morning I am gonna beat him off!! (It was me. I did this to myself)
Today felt like a whole week
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Today felt like a whole week
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From the makers of silly little shower dances!
INTRODUCING SILLY LITTLE BATH WIGGLES
A HOLE new take on a classic
Get bubbly! 😘😘✨🔥🫧🫧
INTRODUCING SILLY LITTLE BATH WIGGLES
A HOLE new take on a classic
Get bubbly! 😘😘✨🔥🫧🫧
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
From the makers of silly little shower dances!
INTRODUCING SILLY LITTLE BATH WIGGLES
A HOLE new take on a classic
Get bubbly! 😘😘✨🔥🫧🫧
INTRODUCING SILLY LITTLE BATH WIGGLES
A HOLE new take on a classic
Get bubbly! 😘😘✨🔥🫧🫧
Kinda thinking about starting my day with a bubble bath???
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Kinda thinking about starting my day with a bubble bath???
Sometimes I write poetry of subjective quality.
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Sometimes I write poetry of subjective quality.
They wanna know why you’re not vibing…😒😒
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
They wanna know why you’re not vibing…😒😒
I’m well on my way ✨🔥❤️🔥
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I’m well on my way ✨🔥❤️🔥
Who wants me to top this sweet innocent ass? 😘😈
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Who wants me to top this sweet innocent ass? 😘😈
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January 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Gotta love golden hour 😘😘😘
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Gotta love golden hour 😘😘😘
I am feeling something this morning 😘😘✨✨❤️🔥 just wanted to share my silly little shower dance.
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I am feeling something this morning 😘😘✨✨❤️🔥 just wanted to share my silly little shower dance.
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I cannot wait for tank top and slutty shorts weather again
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I cannot wait for tank top and slutty shorts weather again