PanMyHandleGuy185
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
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Can someone pack my bags for me. I don’t wanna
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can someone pack my bags for me. I don’t wanna
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
30 more minutes and I’m taking inventory of office supplies to make time go by faster
a man is carrying a yellow mop on a beach .
ALT: a man is carrying a yellow mop on a beach .
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November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
30 more minutes and I’m taking inventory of office supplies to make time go by faster
Ughhhhhhhhhh I just realized I have to pack for a trip back home after work tomorrow.
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ughhhhhhhhhh I just realized I have to pack for a trip back home after work tomorrow.
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
Then I get to look forward to working a full shift, then driving 5 hours after that 😭
I was being productive today, then I realized…..why?
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was being productive today, then I realized…..why?
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
My arachnophobia couple with living next to the woods terrified me for weeks as the sun went down in the winter
Repost a pic with you on all 4s (technically 3)
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Repost a pic with you on all 4s (technically 3)
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
I miss the risky gym days back home 🥲.
Yeaaaaaaa that’s the last time I bake the “eat or bake” cookie dough cause wtf is this?! I have never seen such disgusting looking cookies come from the oven before
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeaaaaaaa that’s the last time I bake the “eat or bake” cookie dough cause wtf is this?! I have never seen such disgusting looking cookies come from the oven before
I think I ate too much and I have no regrets.
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think I ate too much and I have no regrets.
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
…….Also I have cookies in the oven
I think a steak dinner with asparagus, rice, and mushrooms was all I needed to feel an ounce of joy today
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I think a steak dinner with asparagus, rice, and mushrooms was all I needed to feel an ounce of joy today
You’re telling me that everyone else gets to call out of work this week, but I have to stay to clean/organize the office space, & I have to read transcripts for a training instead of play a video and not pay attention at all?!?
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You’re telling me that everyone else gets to call out of work this week, but I have to stay to clean/organize the office space, & I have to read transcripts for a training instead of play a video and not pay attention at all?!?
I want ice cream but idk what to get and from whereeeeeee
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I want ice cream but idk what to get and from whereeeeeee
It’s feeling like a: “stand in the living room and spin around while listening to music with the headphones on blast and dissociating for a bit” kind of night
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s feeling like a: “stand in the living room and spin around while listening to music with the headphones on blast and dissociating for a bit” kind of night
I still think I need to get my numbers up for a blackout. Hot tub sex and an orgy sounds like the way to go for the rest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I still think I need to get my numbers up for a blackout. Hot tub sex and an orgy sounds like the way to go for the rest.
I was very brave and did chores despite my stomach and ass literally killing me today.
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was very brave and did chores despite my stomach and ass literally killing me today.
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
I deserve to suck someone’s dick as a reward
Meh why not. Theres nothing else to do today. #sundaycumday
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meh why not. Theres nothing else to do today. #sundaycumday
It feels like someone’s barely and almost unnoticeably spitting on my face outside as I walk through a shrouded mist.
The least they could do is take me to dinner first
The least they could do is take me to dinner first
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It feels like someone’s barely and almost unnoticeably spitting on my face outside as I walk through a shrouded mist.
The least they could do is take me to dinner first
The least they could do is take me to dinner first
Woke up this morning finding out I won’t be able to get stuffed the way I want to on Thanksgiving and possibly for the next two weeks 🫠😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Woke up this morning finding out I won’t be able to get stuffed the way I want to on Thanksgiving and possibly for the next two weeks 🫠😭
I may be out of wine (currently) but I still want to kiss the life out of a man
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I may be out of wine (currently) but I still want to kiss the life out of a man
I’m in the mood to tell someone I love them, have a slutty makeout session with them, then disappear for the night
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m in the mood to tell someone I love them, have a slutty makeout session with them, then disappear for the night
The urge to ask a question in a groupchat no one has touched in 6 weeks is crazy
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The urge to ask a question in a groupchat no one has touched in 6 weeks is crazy
Do i Snapchat neighbor boy and tell him I like him drunkenly 🫢😶🫣
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Do i Snapchat neighbor boy and tell him I like him drunkenly 🫢😶🫣
Guyssssss……..do I go for a third glass of wine?!?!
It’s been an hour I think
It’s been an hour I think
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Guyssssss……..do I go for a third glass of wine?!?!
It’s been an hour I think
It’s been an hour I think
Don’t test me tn (pls), I’ve been drinking and I will block you unlike @princepiplup.bsky.social who is a pussy and fibber.
(I love you tho even tho we haven’t been mutuals very long 😘)
(I love you tho even tho we haven’t been mutuals very long 😘)
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t test me tn (pls), I’ve been drinking and I will block you unlike @princepiplup.bsky.social who is a pussy and fibber.
(I love you tho even tho we haven’t been mutuals very long 😘)
(I love you tho even tho we haven’t been mutuals very long 😘)