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Midwestguy185

@midwestguy185.bsky.social

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NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 4h

I’ll never get tired of this 31 days of cocktober trend

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 4h

Cheap sofa/futon from Amazon

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 4h

What’s the Venmo or cashapp?

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t worry. I’m already insufferable as it is

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 5h

Why do you need pants to go through the drive thru?

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 6h

I use that the least. 👀 these however are used the most in reference to tops

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 6h

Me buy couch and living room rug with first paycheck.

Me happy.

That all.

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 6h

None of this is making sense

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 7h

The what eyes?

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 7h

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 7h

I felt a tear run down my leg wishing it was hole instead of a hand that solved the problem

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 7h

Always thought he was a secret model on there and I’d get so excited when a new vid was released hoping it was him

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 8h

And then he said “we get to choose our family” and included a pic of a bluesky interaction bubble.

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 9h

I’ll just bake it while the onions are caramelizing

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 10h

Let me know when dinners ready. I’ll bring a fresh baked baguette

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve been craving them all week and they were just as good as I thought they were

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 11h

Good call I should get an order of those also

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 11h

I think I have earned a cherry limeade and a corndog from sonic today. Maybe even a couple of mozzarella sticks if I’m feeling brave.

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

Maybe, idk, you should take one of you flexing for comparison.

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

Synchronized shitting has to be peak friendship level

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

I love it when someone has muscles and can use them

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

Welp, might as well since it already slipped out

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

I would be less of a slut in theory and more of a whore

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Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

Which Simpson?

Midwestguy185 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 12h

The archives are amazing btw