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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
12K followers 540 following 5.7K posts
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. Pink starburst is my favorite. vers in so many ways OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · Dec 1
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 45m
If our schedules line up, I could fill that pretty pink hole 😜😈
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 1h
touching grass isn't enough. i need to frot in a hot tub
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 48m
Modeling contract when?
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
Omg. I’m high and totally read this wrong 😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 I hope it happens. I’d love a cherry on top 😜
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
God I hope so!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
Here’s mine!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
Both are perfect angels!! 😇
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
I love how gay garak is. Ultimate 🚬
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 9h
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I’m in a coma
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
The best type of support!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
Oh no!!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
Correct. Perfect party.
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
She’s a bitch and she serves cunt (respectful hate)
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 10h
I fuckin hate the borg queen
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah, I’m inheriting my grandparents dog
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
That makes sense. Those are difficult obstacles to overcome. But I have confidence in you!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
Could you apply for any basic administrative jobs? Like for the government or something. At least in my experience just general competence is the most important thing and I think you have that in abundance (compliment)
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you! I’d slap your ass to celebrate if I could 😜😜😜
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
And they are all mine!
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
The only thing that could make today better was if you-know-who did you-know-what 😅😅😂
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 12h
Today is my fucking day! I got the job offer! And they don’t do drug testing so I can smoke again 😅😅 and I’m so fucking excited for my Seattle trip this weekend! And I get my new dog in one week!🎉🎉🎉
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18h
Does this count for #humpday?
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Zach @thotinwaiting.bsky.social · 18h
If you ever want a non-medical thorough exam, I would be happy to provide 😜😈
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