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tikkikki.bsky.social
🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball
@tikkikki.bsky.social
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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun. Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading. Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is. Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · Dec 18
Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 58m
When your daughter decides she wants to sit in the window your son is sitting in so she crawls over him causing a fight you have to open the window on the other end so they both have a window to sit in.
Malin sitting on the back of the couch in the foreground looking out the window and Rupert at the other end doing the same.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h
But then I would have to go to chiefs games or something awful like that.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, I also get it for KU basketball. I’d rather poke my eyes out with forks than watch that.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h
No it does not.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 2h
It’s funny living in Kansas City and not even remotely giving a single shit about the Chiefs. The disbelief I am met with when I say I don’t care is staggering. Like people try to talk me into caring and I just can’t be arsed. Oh, I should probably mow my lawn today.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 2h
🙌
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 2h
Oh my gosh! Thank you. A day late but I’ll take it.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
I was so close.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
I need some HMB person (@oniowa.bsky.social, I’m sure you can tell me) what this trumpet call is called but my friend does it with his voice if he has enough to drink and I love it so much.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
Would you like to see me shake my maraca?
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h
Dudes being dudes.
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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 13h
OMG, this is awesome at Oklahoma St!
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 14h
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, that’s fair. Iowa City is a displaced suburb of Chicago.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
But that has nothing to do with my football game! And same.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
Congratulations, @athensgrease.bsky.social !
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
And why, pray tell, do you have Wisconsin winning?
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
Were they all together?
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
100% true.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
Yes. At any time.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
I was looking at my closet and thought “fuck it, I’m wearing flannel.” Then I looked at my watch and saw it was 82 degrees and said “goddamnit, no I’m not.”
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
He wants to be a gooNer, not gooBer.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
I swear it does! Malin seems to only really care if she is outside, then it is death to all chippies! She’ll sit in the window and watch but seems to understand the screen is a force field.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
Me looking at my weather app: STOP SHOWING HIGHS IN THE 80s!!!
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
That seems like a drastic measure seeing that it might make everyone’s life like 2% less comfortable.
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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d
Sweetie, no offense, but I don’t think you have the chutzpah to goon.
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