🐖🪩 Deck the Hamballs
@tikkikki.bsky.social
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Pinned
Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
30 years, not 40.
It’s been a minute, almost 40 years, since I’ve watched A Long Kiss Goodnight but I remember thinking it was badass. The mid-90s were the beginning of women having agency over their own bodies and being more than set dressing for the men doing the action. The Christmas advent calendar rolls on.
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
30 years, not 40.
It’s been a minute, almost 40 years, since I’ve watched A Long Kiss Goodnight but I remember thinking it was badass. The mid-90s were the beginning of women having agency over their own bodies and being more than set dressing for the men doing the action. The Christmas advent calendar rolls on.
December 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s been a minute, almost 40 years, since I’ve watched A Long Kiss Goodnight but I remember thinking it was badass. The mid-90s were the beginning of women having agency over their own bodies and being more than set dressing for the men doing the action. The Christmas advent calendar rolls on.
@streetlightlily.bsky.social I’ve listened to the first episode of Coffee Break twice on walks this week and luckily no one else has been around to hear me practicing. It’s a good podcast, I like it.
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@streetlightlily.bsky.social I’ve listened to the first episode of Coffee Break twice on walks this week and luckily no one else has been around to hear me practicing. It’s a good podcast, I like it.
Walked out to fee Greyson and there was a package on my doorstep with my address but a different name. No return address or company identification at all so I open it, in case it’s something I want, it is not. I think it’s some kind of workout (or sex) thing. I have no idea how to send it back.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Walked out to fee Greyson and there was a package on my doorstep with my address but a different name. No return address or company identification at all so I open it, in case it’s something I want, it is not. I think it’s some kind of workout (or sex) thing. I have no idea how to send it back.
Here’s why I hate Duolingo. I’m saying “et” and “un” correctly you little bitch, I can’t help that you can’t here. I’d rather you tell me the difference between when I use “et” and “est.” I hate you so much.
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Here’s why I hate Duolingo. I’m saying “et” and “un” correctly you little bitch, I can’t help that you can’t here. I’d rather you tell me the difference between when I use “et” and “est.” I hate you so much.
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The Starbucks CEO made $96 million for 4 months of work.
Employees can’t get a living wage.
The longest strike in Starbucks history began on Red Cup day.
police just arrested a dozen striking employees for protesting outside a distribution centre.
Boycott Starbucks. Don’t cross the picket line.
Employees can’t get a living wage.
The longest strike in Starbucks history began on Red Cup day.
police just arrested a dozen striking employees for protesting outside a distribution centre.
Boycott Starbucks. Don’t cross the picket line.
Barista workers arrested at Starbucks roasting plant in York County
The arrests are part of the longest strike in Starbucks history, which began on Red Cup Day in mid-November and has spread to over 180 stores nationwide.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Starbucks CEO made $96 million for 4 months of work.
Employees can’t get a living wage.
The longest strike in Starbucks history began on Red Cup day.
police just arrested a dozen striking employees for protesting outside a distribution centre.
Boycott Starbucks. Don’t cross the picket line.
Employees can’t get a living wage.
The longest strike in Starbucks history began on Red Cup day.
police just arrested a dozen striking employees for protesting outside a distribution centre.
Boycott Starbucks. Don’t cross the picket line.
Rupert likes to lay on my right upper arm in the morning after I wake up. It’s our little snuggle time and we do it every morning, most days he falls asleep. Today, however, he has decided it is the perfect time to clean his butthole.
December 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Rupert likes to lay on my right upper arm in the morning after I wake up. It’s our little snuggle time and we do it every morning, most days he falls asleep. Today, however, he has decided it is the perfect time to clean his butthole.
I’m so sorry @athensgrease.bsky.social, I had no idea you were my biggest target. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m so sorry @athensgrease.bsky.social, I had no idea you were my biggest target. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
Goodness me! I’m a genius. I put pulled pork with BBQ sauce from Joe’s on top of my of my Fareway twice baked potato and it was damn good. I’d do that again and I’m not a food mixer.
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Goodness me! I’m a genius. I put pulled pork with BBQ sauce from Joe’s on top of my of my Fareway twice baked potato and it was damn good. I’d do that again and I’m not a food mixer.
Too be clear I laughed for probably far too long when Colin Farrell’s character in In Bruges punches that woman in the face. I’ve seen the movie multiple times and I laugh and laugh and laugh every time.
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Too be clear I laughed for probably far too long when Colin Farrell’s character in In Bruges punches that woman in the face. I’ve seen the movie multiple times and I laugh and laugh and laugh every time.
I lose one for not having an AOL address but I got all the rest.
Also “mixed tape”? No, no child who clearly made this list, it’s just mix tape.
Also “mixed tape”? No, no child who clearly made this list, it’s just mix tape.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I lose one for not having an AOL address but I got all the rest.
Also “mixed tape”? No, no child who clearly made this list, it’s just mix tape.
Also “mixed tape”? No, no child who clearly made this list, it’s just mix tape.
Friends, I need to get my shit together at work. I’ve been struggling and it’s even though it’s the holidays I have shit to do and I need to remember that.
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Friends, I need to get my shit together at work. I’ve been struggling and it’s even though it’s the holidays I have shit to do and I need to remember that.
Why am I the way I am? I used to come home from elementary school in the 80s and watch All in the Family before Little House on the Prairie came on. Did I understand it? Of course not, but it clearly stuck with me.
I maintain that All in the Family is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, due in part to the strength of its cast. And Rob Reiner as Mike Stivic was a pivotal part of that.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why am I the way I am? I used to come home from elementary school in the 80s and watch All in the Family before Little House on the Prairie came on. Did I understand it? Of course not, but it clearly stuck with me.
I’ve been working and doing Christmas cards. I don’t know what that piece of shit said and I don’t want to know.
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve been working and doing Christmas cards. I don’t know what that piece of shit said and I don’t want to know.
End of year work town halls are great for addressing and packing Christmas cards. Sure I’m “listening” but I’m actually doing something constructive.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
End of year work town halls are great for addressing and packing Christmas cards. Sure I’m “listening” but I’m actually doing something constructive.
@streetlightlily.bsky.social I think I added you on Duolingo. Your girl’s trying to learn some French but I can’t figure out how knowing how to say horse is going to help me order a ham sandwich.
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@streetlightlily.bsky.social I think I added you on Duolingo. Your girl’s trying to learn some French but I can’t figure out how knowing how to say horse is going to help me order a ham sandwich.
Because of sports an family responsibilities at the end of the week I found myself in a position where I have to watch five movies this weekend to catch back up to where I should be. I’m 2 1/2 in. Bad Tidings last night, Oh What Fun this morning and 12 Monkeys right now.
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Because of sports an family responsibilities at the end of the week I found myself in a position where I have to watch five movies this weekend to catch back up to where I should be. I’m 2 1/2 in. Bad Tidings last night, Oh What Fun this morning and 12 Monkeys right now.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
A full grown adult just said “bet” to me instead of “okay” and I don’t know what to do with that other than come here and tell yous.
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A full grown adult just said “bet” to me instead of “okay” and I don’t know what to do with that other than come here and tell yous.
I’m watching the first episode of Jet Lag: The Game and they have to “claim four states that touch by going to the capital and doing a task.” Both teams want CA to get Nevada then go from there. One team ended up flying to Denver to get WY and CO. They should go to KC from Denver get Topeka then
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m watching the first episode of Jet Lag: The Game and they have to “claim four states that touch by going to the capital and doing a task.” Both teams want CA to get Nevada then go from there. One team ended up flying to Denver to get WY and CO. They should go to KC from Denver get Topeka then
I’m over here reading my lantern light like I’m fucken Laura Ingalls Wilder or some shit.
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m over here reading my lantern light like I’m fucken Laura Ingalls Wilder or some shit.
What the hell? The power just went out and isn’t estimated to be back on for 1 1/2 hours. I’m hungry.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What the hell? The power just went out and isn’t estimated to be back on for 1 1/2 hours. I’m hungry.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
He says he doesn’t like my mom’s decorations but they are what he has been featuring.
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He says he doesn’t like my mom’s decorations but they are what he has been featuring.
Oh hell yes! On the Hook is at Town Center. Your girl is havin’ fish and chips for lunch.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh hell yes! On the Hook is at Town Center. Your girl is havin’ fish and chips for lunch.