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@tikkikki.bsky.social
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Pinned
Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
Peter Capaldi is a choir director in this 2006 episode of Midsomer Murders.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Peter Capaldi is a choir director in this 2006 episode of Midsomer Murders.
I need an easy peasy Hawkeye day after this one. We deserve it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I need an easy peasy Hawkeye day after this one. We deserve it.
Goddamn that a lot harder than it should have been.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Goddamn that a lot harder than it should have been.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (WBB)
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (WBB)
Just met a couple Michigan fans on my walk home and they thanked me for beating MSU.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just met a couple Michigan fans on my walk home and they thanked me for beating MSU.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
What if we made the entire team out of Kaden Wetjens?
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What if we made the entire team out of Kaden Wetjens?
During that last sack I yelled “throw the motherfucking ball, asshole” in the middle of the bar.
I usually have one outburst like that every season.
I usually have one outburst like that every season.
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
During that last sack I yelled “throw the motherfucking ball, asshole” in the middle of the bar.
I usually have one outburst like that every season.
I usually have one outburst like that every season.
You know what? If we are going to lose this game let’s lose it by more than one score for once. Lose in style.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You know what? If we are going to lose this game let’s lose it by more than one score for once. Lose in style.
“Fuck you guys, I’m taking it back myself,” Wetjen probably.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Fuck you guys, I’m taking it back myself,” Wetjen probably.
One of the instructors just said they know someone who uses ChatGTP for their meditations and I can’t. I just fucking can’t.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the instructors just said they know someone who uses ChatGTP for their meditations and I can’t. I just fucking can’t.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (MW)
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (MW)
We all know driving after dark in middle age is the worst but my god it’s downright dangerous in the dark and rain.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We all know driving after dark in middle age is the worst but my god it’s downright dangerous in the dark and rain.
I don’t know why but my cardinals take a vacation from my yard for a few weeks every fall and it really worries me an hurts my feelings. Tbs, I can see one of them in the rain sitting in a tree along my back fence and I feel a lot better now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don’t know why but my cardinals take a vacation from my yard for a few weeks every fall and it really worries me an hurts my feelings. Tbs, I can see one of them in the rain sitting in a tree along my back fence and I feel a lot better now.
HUGE win for the Hawks. They are fighters.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
HUGE win for the Hawks. They are fighters.
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (WBB)
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (WBB)
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (MBB)
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (MBB)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just looked at the tax bill for my house and there’s no way on god’s green earth that my house is worth over $300K. Good one, JoCo, you’re adorable.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just looked at the tax bill for my house and there’s no way on god’s green earth that my house is worth over $300K. Good one, JoCo, you’re adorable.
Y’ALL!!! I touched Greyson tonight. He was walking away slowly after hissing at me (of course) and I wrapped my hand around his tail. I couldn’t believe it when he didn’t run away. It’s been over a year but I’m so glad it finally happened for us.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Y’ALL!!! I touched Greyson tonight. He was walking away slowly after hissing at me (of course) and I wrapped my hand around his tail. I couldn’t believe it when he didn’t run away. It’s been over a year but I’m so glad it finally happened for us.
I 100% thought the one on the left was Trump. Apparently it’s a pig. Soooool, kinda the same.
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I 100% thought the one on the left was Trump. Apparently it’s a pig. Soooool, kinda the same.
What the otherlovingfuck is this world salad? None of this is true about how pricing works in the real world or how a woman shops for shampoo.
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What the otherlovingfuck is this world salad? None of this is true about how pricing works in the real world or how a woman shops for shampoo.
Do y’all remember being told in, like, high school that if you pop a zit in a certain place on your forehead/between your eyes, or something, that the zit goo could travel into your brain and kill you?
The 90s were wild, man.
The 90s were wild, man.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Do y’all remember being told in, like, high school that if you pop a zit in a certain place on your forehead/between your eyes, or something, that the zit goo could travel into your brain and kill you?
The 90s were wild, man.
The 90s were wild, man.
If you see this poster getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you see this poster getaway vehicle
Midsomer Murders from 2005 and no one is wearing gloves when executing a search warrant. What is even going on?
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Midsomer Murders from 2005 and no one is wearing gloves when executing a search warrant. What is even going on?