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H. Mungus, Esq

H. Mungus, Esq

@timdalf.bsky.social

14 followers 16 following 21 posts

there's nothing of value here, move along

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H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · May 24

I can always tell how much I am going to like a person based on their opinion of Megan fox and also which movie they think she's hottest in.

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · May 19

did you forget

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · May 2

milquetoast more like milf toast

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · May 1

why do you only caramelize oniones why not more things like potato

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Apr 30

chicky strips on a wednesdsy fuuuuuck yea

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Apr 19

mutuals do this

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Apr 19

real Peteposting hours

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Apr 19

I forgot bluesky was a thing my bad I'm back to ruin your feed

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thiccydev.bsky.social @thiccydev.bsky.social · Mar 10

Doug

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Apr 19

if you got a fat ass and anxiety hmu

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 28

DOG!!!

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 28

I hate the term free with ads. it's not free you're taking my time.

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 27

quickly seeming like a year we lose a lot of beloved celebs and I would rather it be a year we lose a lot of hated ceos

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 25

I think the stray cats peed on my tire. I'm counting this as a step forward in their trust

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 23

thot tubbin'

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 22

heavy are the balls that bear the shaft 😌

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 22

exactly!!!!

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 22

my echolalia betrays me bc my coworker with an eastern euro accent says Chesapeake as cheesey peakey and I legit love how it sounds but she always thinks I'm mocking her bc I randomly say it and I'm like nooo I swear it's a good thing lol

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 21

psyduck about to have the wildest night out on the town

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⛧𝕾𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖒⛧ @uberollbaby.bsky.social · Dec 9

Just collecting these summons at this point 🥴

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Feb 20

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 21

I took a big dookie and my air purifier kicked on to shame me

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 21

I've been feeding the local stray cats. they don't trust me yet, but soon...

H. Mungus, Esq @timdalf.bsky.social · Feb 21

the frills on that cuff are amazing