Tim
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newsroom.co.nz
Sir Geoffrey Palmer and Chris Finlayson offer praise for the Waitangi Tribunal – and damning criticism of the coalition Government. Sam Sachdeva reports.
Hell hath no fury like an attorney-general scorned
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danthetoonman.bsky.social
A LITTLE PIECE OF POLAND
A LITTLE PIECE OF FRANCE
A LITTLE PIECE OF INDIA
AND PAKISTAN PERCHANCE
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Gaz @gazchap.com · 22h
Mambo Number 5 has really taken a dark turn.
timward2014.bsky.social
Every single NZer: …but what about the THIRD definition?
#kikorangi
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thejuicemedia.com
On a serious note, I was shocked at the state of NZ... and I realise this only scratches the surface. We hope this at least helps feels Kiwis feel seen 👀💗 (And if you liked it let us know, we might make a follow up ahead of your 2026 election)
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thejuicemedia.com
Kia ora! We've received SO many requests from Kiwis to make an Honest NZ Government Ad, and this was the only way to stop them.
timward2014.bsky.social
Bloody well done.
When Australian comedians sum up your government better than the professional media 😑
#nzpol
thejuicemedia.com
The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
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thejuicemedia.com
The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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deirdreb.bsky.social
They should just make him a special, new prize and only give it to huge assholes every year from now on so it’s clear it’s the Nobel Asshole Prize.
timward2014.bsky.social
So, our Deputy PM is a liar? Again?

Good times. 😑
#nzpol
huiasue.bsky.social
1. So- #WinstonPeters Girlfriend’s house #Window was a #burglar - NOT protestors & nothing to do with #NZGreens.

Peters, like Seymour, & the rest of the Coalition, seems to have become a master of #misinformation #lies & #deception

#nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Man accused of burglary at Winston Peters’ house pleads not guilty, keeps name secret
The man pleaded not guilty and is not allowed to go within 1km of Winston Peters’ home.
www.stuff.co.nz
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huiasue.bsky.social
1. So- #WinstonPeters Girlfriend’s house #Window was a #burglar - NOT protestors & nothing to do with #NZGreens.

Peters, like Seymour, & the rest of the Coalition, seems to have become a master of #misinformation #lies & #deception

#nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Man accused of burglary at Winston Peters’ house pleads not guilty, keeps name secret
The man pleaded not guilty and is not allowed to go within 1km of Winston Peters’ home.
www.stuff.co.nz
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apnews.com
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
bit.ly
timward2014.bsky.social
Are we going to ask Winston Peters to comment? Are we going to get him to denounce this? Will he call off his attack dogs?

Y’know, to be consistent…
#nzpol
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delphijunkie.bsky.social
Looking forward to Winston Peters taking full responsibility for this. That's how this works now, right? #nzpol
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
timward2014.bsky.social
“They have honoured me with the Nobel Piece of Work Prize…and some say that I am a huuuuge Piece of Work, even tremendous…perhaps the biggest Piece of Work ever!”

Rest of World: *nods slowly and respectfully, while glancing at each other*
kermit the frog is standing in front of a black background and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is standing in front of a black background and looking at the camera .
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buddybearsecurity.bsky.social
The Nobel Piece Prize for really being a piece of work in all the wrong ways.
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In the end, schism comes to all organisations…
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haydendonnell.bsky.social
Step one: engineer a recession and cancel infrastructure projects. Step two: get mad at people for not having a job

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
The Spinoff: In other words, we did it, folks. Joblessness is up. Inflation is down. Mince is admittedly four trillion dollars. But overall, success! Surely our government should be pulling a George W  Bush and unfurling a mission accomplished banner above the rusted deck of the HMNZS Canterbury. 

Instead, it called a press conference to say, in essence, wtf.  Luxon and social development minister Louise Upston gathered reporters on Sunday to announce too many 18- and 19-year-olds were claiming the benefit, and they’ll be cutting them off if their parents earn more than the princely sum of $65,529 combined. Asked where young people should get a job in a recession, which, again, we deliberately engineered, Luxon pointed to kūmara harvesting in Dargaville or seasonal work in orchards. Orchardists promptly responded that they didn’t need more staff right now.