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Gaz

@gazchap.com

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Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian. Blog: https://gazchap.com WP Plugins: https://profiles.wordpress.org/gazchap/#content-plugins

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 9h

“No, Scully, those are XXX files.”

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 16h

Tron: Arse is better than I expected, but is still not a patch on Legacy. Looks fucking amazing though.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 19h

Write that down.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 19h

Was he hawking some of his special meats?

Gaz @gazchap.com · 21h

How's he doing that without any kind of Bluetooth headset?! The magic of telly!

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

One of my favourite lines from Trading Places is Jim Belushi's, "Monkey?! Monkey?! I'm a fuckin' gorilla, you clown!"

getyarn.io/yarn-clip/11...

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

"But a quirk of the FIA's election rules means that no other candidate is able to challenge Ben Sulayem."

The fuck?

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

Oh, I knew that, I was just making a silly pop culture reference 😆

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

A screenshot from the game Civilization, of Mahatma Gandhi, saying to the player "Greetings from M. Gandhi, ruler and King of the Indians... Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

A pioneer in gaming, with it's narrative being the first occurrence of a branching storyline too!

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

I do wish there could be just one occasion where someone does a TV show here and *doesn't* open with the tired old "Shroesbury or Shrewsbury" gag, though.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

But it's the same QR code on every recipe, so you scan it and it just takes you to a giant list of all of their recipes... with no search option, or filters.

There's acres of room to have an extra column for details of a single portion too.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

I gave Gousto a try this week. Nice recipes, especially for someone like me that doesn't really do cooking very often, but by Christ the UX for getting a recipe for 1 person/portion is awful.

The recipe cards give deets for 2-4 people, with a QR code to scan if you want details for 1 person.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

Was that photo taken as the brick impacted? If so, that was one hell of a throw, it even made him adopt half a swastika with his arm to defend against it!

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

It'll never happen, of course, but I would love Norway to retaliate by getting all Vikinged up and just sailing over there in an armada of longboats for an invasion.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

He'll declare war on Venezuela before the end of the week.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

True, I don't agree with Apple's approach generally either. The 'security' thing for W11 doesn't really wash with me -- it's clearly capable of running without TPM, just disable the parts that require it.

Hell, I'd even be OK with it periodically nagging the user to upgrade in these circumstances.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

A local farmer here made the news by painting his herd of cows to have England flags on their sides.

Local rag did a video interview with him about it, asked him about his cows. First thing he said was “they’re a Scottish breed…”

Can’t make this shit up.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

Mambo Number 5 has really taken a dark turn.

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

By hacking out the TPM check, maybe. It definitely doesn’t support it natively, and I guess the crux of the argument is that expecting anyone, corporates or consumers, to piss about with unofficial (and unsupported!) workarounds in order to keep using their device is awful.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

Brilliant.

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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 1d

Scooby doo with a speech bubble suggesting he is quoted in the quoted post

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

I’d love to know exactly what the single “other” casualty was that was killed by a cyclist.

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

ARMAGEDDON!

Gaz @gazchap.com · 1d

I was debunking your assertion that anything after 2011 would support Windows 11.