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Woodo
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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.
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The only person who has had a good 2025 is Don Trump, Jr., who thinks Charlie Kirk went to live on a farm.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now I love VOR dearly, but this might be the single most ear skeweringly bad novelty track they've ever put on the playlist 😄
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Donald Trump is suing us for editing a speech in a way that he feels misrepresents him, so we have to edit this other guy’s speech to misrepresent him.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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This is just bizarre... the journalist talks about *Sarah Fucking Ditum* staging an intervention for Linehan because he's too transphobic. That's like Joseph Goebbels saying "OK, mate, you're going a bit too far with the antisemitism now, get a grip".
im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

This journalist basically agrees with Graham on everything and tries to write this sympathetically but also he is…mad archive.ph/2025.11.27-0...
archive.ph
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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As noted elsewhere: is somebody going to ask Michael Gove about this, or should we chuck it on top of the big pile of things Michael Gove doesn’t get asked about
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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There weren't any trains in the bible, dumb dumb
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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"Why buy DVDs anymore?"
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Netflix crashed under the weight of Stranger Things Season 5 viewers for 5 minutes, showed them a terrible cake from Nailed It! https://bit.ly/4iodC4M
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
Mumsnet is already on the case.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A few more telling details in here about this guy, not least that he was in to crypto, mislead on his CV about his work history and military service, had some bizarre unconvincing small business on the side of his IT job and was driving recklessly that entire day before the accident. Red flags ahoy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just can't today. Stuff to do, but motivation is through the floor. Bad vibes.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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"We've decided to try something different for Thanksgiving this year..."
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I see the white washing in the media of a nice middle class white man who somehow unfathomably did a premeditated horrific thing is well under way.

Nobody else would get this treatment.

BBC News - Paul Doyle: 'Nice neighbour' behind Liverpool parade carnage - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Paul Doyle: 'Nice neighbour' behind Liverpool parade carnage
Before he ploughed his car into the parade, Paul Doyle was considered a steady, dependable family man.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.

In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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If anyone is interested, this should be great.
I'm teaching a course at the Irish Writers' Centre this spring where we will start out working on basic ideas and try to move them forward to script stage, it was a lot of fun when we did it last year, very happy they have asked me back:

irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
Growing Your Idea: From Thought to Script with Paul Duane - Irish Writers Centre
In-person scriptwriting course at the Irish Writers Centre (Dublin). Turn an idea for a film into a detailed outline or script. Starts Tues 11 March 2025.
irishwriterscentre.ie
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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This shows you that it doesn’t matter what’s actually happening: what matters is what’s on the radio when people drive to work. And this government is surely the disastrously disproven test case for the proposition “the British press can be appeased via crackdowns and authoritarianism”.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"The Telegraph Columnist Names That Reveal Just How Posh They Are."
There were no clues until Sophia Money-Coutts called Tarquin the labradoodle to heel.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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"I AM FROM LAKE TITICACA! ARE YOU THREATENING ME? BOMB THE PENTAGON HEHEHEHE YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! FNEEK!"
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Theory: Nobody in America actually likes pumpkin pie, they just needed to find something to do with all those pumpkins bought at Halloween, so socially engineered it in to being a Thanksgiving staple.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This is currently on the market. Yours for only $32,000,000.

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I won't be happy until Sam Altman is strung up in a cage dangling outside the city gates tbh.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Pharrell Williams confirmed as another world famous multi-millionaire who chose to live in a house that looks like it should be called the North Strabane Esat-Digifone Retail Hub & Business Park.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Looking at this pic of Justin Bieber's house, I'll never understand why the infinitely rich choose to live in gaffs that look like millennium era lottery funded conference centres.
September 19, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Another big thank you to Channel 4 for making "Benefits Street" a thing that the press now use as a cudgel to beat the poor. Cunts.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM