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Woodo
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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.
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jamiebear.uk
It’s always interesting (derogatory) how the establishment confuse “manners” and “deference”.
stuartdj.bsky.social Terry Twinspin @stuartdj.bsky.social · 9h
The stablemate of The Sun and The Sun on Sunday, formerly stablemate of the News of the World, speaks on manners and civility.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
woodo.bsky.social
Another day another female reporter gets insulted by a rambling, bullshitting Trump while the rest of the press pack stand by silently like a bunch of cattle. Shameful stuff.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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liamthorp.bsky.social
The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social
The only person who has had a good 2025 is Don Trump, Jr., who thinks Charlie Kirk went to live on a farm.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
woodo.bsky.social
Now I love VOR dearly, but this might be the single most ear skeweringly bad novelty track they've ever put on the playlist 😄
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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petefrasermusic.bsky.social
Donald Trump is suing us for editing a speech in a way that he feels misrepresents him, so we have to edit this other guy’s speech to misrepresent him.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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andrewhickey.500songs.com
This is just bizarre... the journalist talks about *Sarah Fucking Ditum* staging an intervention for Linehan because he's too transphobic. That's like Joseph Goebbels saying "OK, mate, you're going a bit too far with the antisemitism now, get a grip".
thatdocphoenix.com Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 13h
im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

This journalist basically agrees with Graham on everything and tries to write this sympathetically but also he is…mad archive.ph/2025.11.27-0...
archive.ph
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
As noted elsewhere: is somebody going to ask Michael Gove about this, or should we chuck it on top of the big pile of things Michael Gove doesn’t get asked about
Not only has the Spectator allowed a convicted sex offender to write for their latest issue, they've allowed him to portray his sexual offending as this launch them into marriage tend to be less durable than a secondhand Mercedes. Furthermore, I have taken it as my mission to publicly defend that most marginalised of contemporary species, the ardent womaniser. I have accepted the inevitable slings and arrows and lived with the consequences. True enough, when my Esquire column was terminated, I didn't take it particularly well. For a week I drank, and for the week after that, I chased after girls well below my usual standard. But then, facing matters head on, I accepted that this was the hack's life, sobered up, and went back to my wife and children. And cest tout. , Becky Paton @rpaton11 • 21h Why the actual fuck does the Spectator still employ Taki, a man recently convicted of attempted rape? x.com/spectator/stat... 01:44 • 27/11/2025 • 17K Views
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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theblueststar.bsky.social
There weren't any trains in the bible, dumb dumb
Euston station LIVE: Travel chaos as broken down trains cause 'biblical scenes
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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nataliereed84.bsky.social
Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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basementbroben.bsky.social
"Why buy DVDs anymore?"
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 18h
Netflix crashed under the weight of Stranger Things Season 5 viewers for 5 minutes, showed them a terrible cake from Nailed It! https://bit.ly/4iodC4M
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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tomusher.bsky.social
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
jameschalmers.bsky.social James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 1d
Mumsnet is already on the case.
My elderly mum lives in a London house worth about 2million. She's been there for over 50 years, and is physically and mentally fragile. There is no way she would EVER want to move, the house and her neighbours are her whole world. She has no spare money - at all. (Neither do I, before anyone suggests this!) How is she supposed to manage this? It's not exactly her fault that the value of the property increased so much since my parents bought it all that time ago. I also have a friend, also in London. Both parents sadly died in an accident about 15 years ago, and she used her inheritance to buy a family home which has also increased massively in value. It's probably also worth over 2 million now! She's a single mum on a lower income with 3 kids who very happy at their local school and within their community - what's she supposed to do? It's just not as simple as 'you live in a high-value house, you can obviously afford to pay several grand a year' as RR seems to think. And for anyone who is about to say 'oh tiny violin, their houses are worth two million' - both of these situations are complicated and quite sad in many ways. Neither my mum nor my friend can simply just sell up and move...anyone have any thoughts on this?
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
woodo.bsky.social
A few more telling details in here about this guy, not least that he was in to crypto, mislead on his CV about his work history and military service, had some bizarre unconvincing small business on the side of his IT job and was driving recklessly that entire day before the accident. Red flags ahoy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
woodo.bsky.social
Just can't today. Stuff to do, but motivation is through the floor. Bad vibes.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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notthatmilo.bsky.social
"We've decided to try something different for Thanksgiving this year..."
cingraham.bsky.social Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 4d
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
Google trends chart showing felching overtaking Turkey recipes
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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davidcayjohnston.bsky.social
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
woodo.bsky.social
I see the white washing in the media of a nice middle class white man who somehow unfathomably did a premeditated horrific thing is well under way.

Nobody else would get this treatment.

BBC News - Paul Doyle: 'Nice neighbour' behind Liverpool parade carnage - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Paul Doyle: 'Nice neighbour' behind Liverpool parade carnage
Before he ploughed his car into the parade, Paul Doyle was considered a steady, dependable family man.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.
brandonfriedman.bsky.social Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 3d
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.

In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
USCIS Refugee Memo – Summary of Key Provisions Effective immediately, USCIS is ordering: ● A total freeze on all pending Form I-485 applications filed by refugees admitted from Jan 20, 2021 – Feb 20, 2025 ● A mandatory re-interview of all principal refugees admitted during that period ● A review and potential re-interview of derivative refugees, including spouses, children, and follow-to-join beneficiaries ● A reassessment of whether each refugee met the definition at the time of admission Authority being invoked: ● INA § 101(a)(42) (refugee definition) ● INA § 207 and § 209 (termination and adjustment authority) ● USCIS asserts power to undo past refugee admissions Consequences: ● USCIS may terminate refugee status for principals and all derivatives ● USCIS may deny green cards, even for those who already have them ● There is no appeal of a denied refugee-based I-485; the only option is to contest removal in immigration court ● Refugees placed in removal proceedings may renew their I-485 claim before an immigration judge Additional conditions: ● USCIS has 90 days to create the priority list for who will be re-interviewed ● The freeze on I-485s remains until lifted in a future memo ● Only the USCIS Director or Deputy Director may authorize exceptions ● USCIS is explicitly framing this as correcting “expediency,” “quantity over quality,” and “vulnerabilities” in Biden-era adjudications ● The memo states USCIS will revisit all inadmissibility grounds, including those previously waived ● The memo highlights a review of the persecutor bar ● It asserts a need to ensure refugees “pose no threat to national security or public safety”
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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bwianair.bsky.social
If anyone is interested, this should be great.
paulduane.bsky.social Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 22h
I'm teaching a course at the Irish Writers' Centre this spring where we will start out working on basic ideas and try to move them forward to script stage, it was a lot of fun when we did it last year, very happy they have asked me back:

irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
Growing Your Idea: From Thought to Script with Paul Duane - Irish Writers Centre
In-person scriptwriting course at the Irish Writers Centre (Dublin). Turn an idea for a film into a detailed outline or script. Starts Tues 11 March 2025.
irishwriterscentre.ie
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
This shows you that it doesn’t matter what’s actually happening: what matters is what’s on the radio when people drive to work. And this government is surely the disastrously disproven test case for the proposition “the British press can be appeased via crackdowns and authoritarianism”.
New net migration figures at 930am. Follow Net migration fell half a million to 344,000 in 2024 from 848k in 2023 56% of people think it went up last year 17% think stayed the same 14% think it went down 2025 figure to be lower again 16% expect that 38% think it will be up 31% about the same
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
woodo.bsky.social
"The Telegraph Columnist Names That Reveal Just How Posh They Are."
davidchance.bsky.social David Chance @davidchance.bsky.social · 22h
There were no clues until Sophia Money-Coutts called Tarquin the labradoodle to heel.
Sophia Money-Coutts the poshest columnist on the planet in the telegraph
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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joemuggs.bsky.social
"I AM FROM LAKE TITICACA! ARE YOU THREATENING ME? BOMB THE PENTAGON HEHEHEHE YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! FNEEK!"
Bobby Gillespie looking like a fucking dog's breakfast as per, and holding his hands up in a Cornholio pose.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
woodo.bsky.social
Theory: Nobody in America actually likes pumpkin pie, they just needed to find something to do with all those pumpkins bought at Halloween, so socially engineered it in to being a Thanksgiving staple.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
woodo.bsky.social
This is currently on the market. Yours for only $32,000,000.

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
woodo.bsky.social
I won't be happy until Sam Altman is strung up in a cage dangling outside the city gates tbh.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM