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Terry Twinspin
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It’s a turn up for the books to find out that, after 46 years, you’re allergic to Sellotape.

🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦
Ex radio type. Once wrote sketches for Scott Mills and voiced a stop motion animation.
Saints FC supporter 😬
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January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
His approach to interviews began as intelligent but began to get on my nerves. He’s a sharp cookie but felt the need to show it at every opportunity. Which isn’t very Cambridge. Which is where he graduated, as if you needed to ask.
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Has the United Kingdom sent a frigate of the Royal Navy on a goodwill visit to Greenland yet?
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I think that it’s now pretty clear that, to Trump, alliances are dead. He’s not spending $ defending anything that’s not American. You can negotiate all you like over 🇬🇱 but he won’t defend it until the US owns it.
The sooner we realise this in the YK, the better. We have some turf around the world…
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ho ho
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The continuity announcer on BBC1 tonight does, I’m sure, think he’s speaking clearly. But to my ears, he’s swallowing every other syllable making his announcements barely intelligible.

It’s so annoying. Even hospital radio presenters do it better than him.
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This was never going to happen, because Murdoch cheated at every opportunity to screw the opposition (see also ONdigital). It was never a fair fight. The internet has made it irrelevant anyway.
my new favourite "change a minor thing from history" is what if BSB came out the winner instead of Sky
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Repost your home river
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
“Have you met my awful wife?”
“I’ve met your *wife*”
“That’ll be the awful one”
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Fox hosts meeting of hens and their keeper to work out what to do with gold laden henhouse.
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
There is a guy on Instagram, James Wallis, who makes what appears to be motivational content for gay men, roughly along the lines of ’the man you are today is a product of your conditioned behaviour when you grew up, that behaviour having been conditioned by the threats you faced at the time’
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Furthest I’ve been (using the Greenwich meridian and the international date line as boundaries):

North: Bodø 🇳🇴
East: Wellington 🇳🇿
South: Wellington 🇳🇿
West: Vancouver Island 🇨🇦
Furthest I’ve been:

North: Alta 🇳🇴
East: Tokyo 🇯🇵
South: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria 🇪🇸
West: Toronto 🇨🇦
Furthest I’ve been:

North: Stykkishólmur 🇮🇸
East: Hachinohe 🇯🇵
South: Singapore 🇸🇬
West: Vancouver 🇨🇦
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
If a nunchuck could chuck nuns, how many nuns would a nunchuck chuck?
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I’m going to go out and strangle a few puppies then expect a prize for animal welfare.
I’m increasingly concerned that a game I love will be holding its biggest showcase in a country that illegally kills its own citizens.
Sport & politics shouldn’t mix, they tell me. Well, you can bet your backside the orange one will be involved in all this tournament’s glory.
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
It’s setting a narrative to make a conclusion seem inevitable. Whether it’s true or not is immaterial.
That’s how propaganda works.
“It is simply not true that the Chinese and Russians are there. I have seen the intelligence. There are no ships, no submarines,” one senior diplomat said.
Nordics reject Trump’s claim of Chinese and Russian ships around Greenland ft.trib.al/niEeRIN
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
‘Will, you look terrible mate’

‘You’re no oil painting yourself, luv’

#thearchers
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Jolene: The footage has gone
Fallon: But how? Did no one see me hit the delete key like a lunatic?
Jolene: What?
Joy: What?

#thearchers
January 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I’ve just seen the first episode of Heated Rivalry.

Good Lord!!
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
What would he rather we do? Let him go on allowing people to make child abuse images on his platform?

W⚓️
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM