Stabbins McGee, simple country mathematician 🇵🇸
@stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social
Palestinian-American. Cat person. Mathematics professor. Leftist. Autistic but often told it’s not obvious. Nerd but not the consumerist kind. Arrogant but can back it up.
Mathematic for the people.
Mathematic for the people.
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I just got a lot of new mathematician followers, so in my attempt to pander, here’s my area of interest. For the past year, I’ve been translating, solving, and writing detailed solutions for Japanese college entrance exam problems. I even code randomly-generating variants for student practice.
Absolutely cockahoop to have tangible evidence that I think like James Gunn.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Absolutely cockahoop to have tangible evidence that I think like James Gunn.
It’s weird how sometimes you can’t control how you react. Thinking about how I found out years later that a ex-classmate called me a bastard behind my back and my first thought was, “Huh. Yeah, I kinda am.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s weird how sometimes you can’t control how you react. Thinking about how I found out years later that a ex-classmate called me a bastard behind my back and my first thought was, “Huh. Yeah, I kinda am.”
I get some of my best ideas from mondegreens. I misheard “Hitchin’ a Ride” by Green Day and I love the idea that, “There’s a trout at the fountain of youth.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I get some of my best ideas from mondegreens. I misheard “Hitchin’ a Ride” by Green Day and I love the idea that, “There’s a trout at the fountain of youth.”
It sucks but this was always how it was going to end. The G.O.P. have taught their voter base that incompetence is integrity, so a shutdown is ridiculously favorable to them. The Democratic establishment is trying hard not to drift leftward and risk winning elections and representing Americans.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It sucks but this was always how it was going to end. The G.O.P. have taught their voter base that incompetence is integrity, so a shutdown is ridiculously favorable to them. The Democratic establishment is trying hard not to drift leftward and risk winning elections and representing Americans.
I suspect the entire party caved. They picked the DINOs and the almost-retired to do it in public.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I suspect the entire party caved. They picked the DINOs and the almost-retired to do it in public.
On Monday mornings, I used to be able to snort the 8-ball of enthusiasm through the $100 bill of preparedness off the hooker’s ass of job satisfaction. But nowadays it’s increasingly cut with the baking soda of insomnia on the mirror of needing the money.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
On Monday mornings, I used to be able to snort the 8-ball of enthusiasm through the $100 bill of preparedness off the hooker’s ass of job satisfaction. But nowadays it’s increasingly cut with the baking soda of insomnia on the mirror of needing the money.
Karin, it’s starting to seem like you want to get the team killed.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Karin, it’s starting to seem like you want to get the team killed.
All four members of the original Suicide Squad were heavily implied to have severe PTSD. Yet the government kept putting them in planes full of explosives.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
All four members of the original Suicide Squad were heavily implied to have severe PTSD. Yet the government kept putting them in planes full of explosives.
Feel like watching Titanic? Let me save you three hours.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Feel like watching Titanic? Let me save you three hours.
I did not believe the information
Just had to trust imagination
My heart going, "Boom-boom-boom"
"Son, " he said
"Me so horny; me love you long time"
Just had to trust imagination
My heart going, "Boom-boom-boom"
"Son, " he said
"Me so horny; me love you long time"
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I did not believe the information
Just had to trust imagination
My heart going, "Boom-boom-boom"
"Son, " he said
"Me so horny; me love you long time"
Just had to trust imagination
My heart going, "Boom-boom-boom"
"Son, " he said
"Me so horny; me love you long time"
English only has one reflexive verb: to Belvedere. youtu.be/fpXE-axJGaM
Gilbert Gottfried w/ Doug Benson - Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls! amazing colossal podcast
YouTube video by Mike Miller
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November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
English only has one reflexive verb: to Belvedere. youtu.be/fpXE-axJGaM
Reposted by Stabbins McGee, simple country mathematician 🇵🇸
Also this cover rules
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Also this cover rules
In case you haven’t noticed yet, a really important part of transphobia is that fascists want “woman” defined as a machine that turns jizz into future fascists, and the woman’s will is incidental.
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In case you haven’t noticed yet, a really important part of transphobia is that fascists want “woman” defined as a machine that turns jizz into future fascists, and the woman’s will is incidental.
Zillions of times I’ve heard Islam called a religion of peace with ironic derision by the same self-titled Christians who are currently celebrating that impoverished children can’t eat.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Zillions of times I’ve heard Islam called a religion of peace with ironic derision by the same self-titled Christians who are currently celebrating that impoverished children can’t eat.
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I bet your mom’s favorite Dr. Seuss book is Hop on Cock.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I bet your mom’s favorite Dr. Seuss book is Hop on Cock.
When I was young, my sense of humor was only a little dry. Now it’s Ben Shapiro’s wife.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When I was young, my sense of humor was only a little dry. Now it’s Ben Shapiro’s wife.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake it is cold, like the plums that I stole
From the icebox for breakfast, forgive me
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake it is cold, like the plums that I stole
From the icebox for breakfast, forgive me
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake it is cold, like the plums that I stole
From the icebox for breakfast, forgive me
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake it is cold, like the plums that I stole
From the icebox for breakfast, forgive me
Nobody respects my intelligence. I just saw an orange tabby. He meowed slower so I’d understand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Nobody respects my intelligence. I just saw an orange tabby. He meowed slower so I’d understand.
My wife says I have aura. She says, “When I look at you, I think, ‘Him… 𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢 real man?’” OHHHHHHHHHH.
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My wife says I have aura. She says, “When I look at you, I think, ‘Him… 𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢 real man?’” OHHHHHHHHHH.
I have enough video games to last me. No video game excites me so much that I’m not willing to wait until it’s debugged and tested by a well-treated, well-compensated, secure staff. Especially if it also means QA isn’t punted to AI or the paying end user. Yes, this is about Grand Theft Auto VI.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I have enough video games to last me. No video game excites me so much that I’m not willing to wait until it’s debugged and tested by a well-treated, well-compensated, secure staff. Especially if it also means QA isn’t punted to AI or the paying end user. Yes, this is about Grand Theft Auto VI.
I missed the 5th console generation when I was a teenager, then I went back and played a lot years later. With the benefit of hindsight—and ports—now my takeaway is the race to 3D-ify every franchise was an awkward growth period for everyone. Also the Dreamcast deserved better.
youtu.be/_MW-g7sbUf8
youtu.be/_MW-g7sbUf8
The Most Over-Engineered Video Game Character
YouTube video by Arctic Gaming
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I missed the 5th console generation when I was a teenager, then I went back and played a lot years later. With the benefit of hindsight—and ports—now my takeaway is the race to 3D-ify every franchise was an awkward growth period for everyone. Also the Dreamcast deserved better.
youtu.be/_MW-g7sbUf8
youtu.be/_MW-g7sbUf8
To my abject horror, I see us failing to inculcate the youths with the sheer joy that comes with learning a skill. Technology and shifting (atrophying) priorities are making it intractable to teach youngsters the value of making. youtu.be/aJAp_DX94js
Why Gen Z Doesn't Care About Music - a response to Rick Beato through a psychological lens
YouTube video by Psychology of Rock
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
To my abject horror, I see us failing to inculcate the youths with the sheer joy that comes with learning a skill. Technology and shifting (atrophying) priorities are making it intractable to teach youngsters the value of making. youtu.be/aJAp_DX94js
So just a regular robot analyzer + 𝒞?
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So just a regular robot analyzer + 𝒞?
In this song, Dead Celebrity Status raps, “Life’s a bitch, ain’t it,” but I always misheard it as, “Life’s a Dick Cheney.” Same thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5sX...
Dead Celebrity Status - Back To 88
YouTube video by Tortygo
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November 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
In this song, Dead Celebrity Status raps, “Life’s a bitch, ain’t it,” but I always misheard it as, “Life’s a Dick Cheney.” Same thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5sX...