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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠

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I post for myself. MOVIES, monsters, toys, cats, snacks, bad jokes. Void-shouter. Anti-Most-AI. Spoiler-free! Hyphen-Enthusiast. Check out http://ScreenAgeWasteland.com! he/him #ReturnYourCart #FixYourHeartOrDie Instagram = sweeneys_smorgasbord

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 2d

"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Stop being fucking extra on social media."

A screenshot of The Wolf from Pulp Fiction

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 3h

Goodnight

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 3h

"Great John Carter's Ghost!"

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 3h

John Carpenter's John Carter's Ghost of Mars

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 4h

Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title:

John Carpenter's The Coffee Table

Mark Naff @marknaff.bsky.social · 4h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Desk Set

Tim Westland - Screenwriter @timwestland.bsky.social · 4h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s The Four Seasons

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 1d

jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 5h

I also appreciated the scene that reminded me of Coca-Cola's Monsters of the Gridiron

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 5h

It stuck the landing

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 5h

I can see it! I appreciate that it doesn't "feel" like most spoofs I've seen

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 6h

What a way to start your wacky comedy!

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 6h

Rapid fire jokes, and most aren't working, but those that do almost make this spoof feel like an Adult Swim thing. My life is richer having seen Joe Don Baker talking to George Kennedy while in a clown outfit #FirstTimeWatch

A man wearing a Jack-O-Lantern and yellow jacket with a candy bar that says "Wacko"

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13h

Andrew Garfield on if he’s returning as Spider-Man in ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

“No, unequivocally, fucking no"

(via GQ Magazine)

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 14h

(inb4 "It's actually based on the amazingly titled Chrome Alone 2")

Yeah I know but their bean counters had input

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 29d

Please mark your calendars, The 24-Hour Horror Movie Mind Melter is happening on October 11th, 2025 @ 11:00 AM (est)

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 14h

My headcanon is this is Playmates mocking Turtles of Grayskull/Mattel for making better figures than them /s

(It's actually probably inspired by the bootleg craze in collecting that I don't quite understand but can respect)

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StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 1d

Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.

I ❤️ Portland

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 15h

Robot Sonic?

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 15h

Gushers has resurrected a chilling piece of ’90s nostalgia for Halloween with FRUITHEADS, a horror short starring Bradley Whitford:

Gushers Revives ’90s Fruitheads Ad for Horror Short Starring Bradley Whitford

Gushers has resurrected a chilling piece of ’90s nostalgia for Halloween: its infamous Fruitheads commercial. Revenge is a dish best served fruity in FruitHead, a new horror short that uncovers the si...

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 15h

Poster for the very real film, Dickie Peeper, Halloween Creeper, starring Adam Sandler. It's a photoshopped version of the Click poster

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 16h

NextGen consoles gonna be fused with AI tech like the baboon/cat from The Fly

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 16h

He just like me fr

Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 16h

As a major new @criterion.bsky.social box set of his work hits shelves, Wes Anderson tells Isaac Feldberg about a quarter-century of ﬁlmmaking: via Rushmore, Moonrise Kingdom, The Grand Budapest Hotel and more. boxd.it/2Lc

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 16h

Yo check out my German electronic album, Shambled Vibes Infinity Loop

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 17h

dudes rock

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 18h

Freebasing Halloween

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 19h

That laugh won't be topped today

"THE ONE NOBODY LIKES" in white on red splatter on black on god