FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
I like toys and doing silly things with them.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
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FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The world may be a rotten pit but seeing friends here I haven’t seen in so long has me like this
I’ll hardly feel the root canal while playing Ms. Pac-Man with each hand.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’ll hardly feel the root canal while playing Ms. Pac-Man with each hand.
Mildly devastated that that cat cannot understand how proud I am that she ate a pill in a treat.
Slightly disappointed that I have nobody to praise me for the way I carved a pill shaped hole in the treat like a loving super spy.
Slightly disappointed that I have nobody to praise me for the way I carved a pill shaped hole in the treat like a loving super spy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mildly devastated that that cat cannot understand how proud I am that she ate a pill in a treat.
Slightly disappointed that I have nobody to praise me for the way I carved a pill shaped hole in the treat like a loving super spy.
Slightly disappointed that I have nobody to praise me for the way I carved a pill shaped hole in the treat like a loving super spy.
This grocery store sucks
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This grocery store sucks
Modern audiences can now relive the memory of fishing this idiot out of the KB Toys 3/$10 bin.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Modern audiences can now relive the memory of fishing this idiot out of the KB Toys 3/$10 bin.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
Cobra Scorpion and Cobra-Scorpion
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Cobra Scorpion and Cobra-Scorpion
Scott Summer and the Illegitimate Time Children should be the first MCU X-Men film.
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Scott Summer and the Illegitimate Time Children should be the first MCU X-Men film.
Fistful of painkillers for breakfast.
Gonna pour some milk over em.
Make this relationship official.
Gonna pour some milk over em.
Make this relationship official.
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Fistful of painkillers for breakfast.
Gonna pour some milk over em.
Make this relationship official.
Gonna pour some milk over em.
Make this relationship official.
That was definitely the best Five Nights at Freddy’s motion picture released in the past 2 years.
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That was definitely the best Five Nights at Freddy’s motion picture released in the past 2 years.
The most dead mall I have ever seen. The Round 1 is practically the only place that exists.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The most dead mall I have ever seen. The Round 1 is practically the only place that exists.
We weren’t good at games so they made us eat food covered in pineapples and buckshot.
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We weren’t good at games so they made us eat food covered in pineapples and buckshot.
Here’s what I think of your sign.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here’s what I think of your sign.
🎵 muting those who are nice but still negative 90% of the tiiiiime 🎶
I sang that so it doesn’t count as negative, you can’t mute me for it.
Ah, you can though. I don’t give a shit. It would probably be your loss. I’m a neurodisaster and a delight.
I sang that so it doesn’t count as negative, you can’t mute me for it.
Ah, you can though. I don’t give a shit. It would probably be your loss. I’m a neurodisaster and a delight.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🎵 muting those who are nice but still negative 90% of the tiiiiime 🎶
I sang that so it doesn’t count as negative, you can’t mute me for it.
Ah, you can though. I don’t give a shit. It would probably be your loss. I’m a neurodisaster and a delight.
I sang that so it doesn’t count as negative, you can’t mute me for it.
Ah, you can though. I don’t give a shit. It would probably be your loss. I’m a neurodisaster and a delight.
The song “Sk8ter Boi” is not only annoying to read, but it is a story told from the POV of a famous rock star’s partner who is mocking a lonely single mother (implying she deserves this) for the great crime of not dating this guy when they were youths.
Big time petty loser shit!
Big time petty loser shit!
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The song “Sk8ter Boi” is not only annoying to read, but it is a story told from the POV of a famous rock star’s partner who is mocking a lonely single mother (implying she deserves this) for the great crime of not dating this guy when they were youths.
Big time petty loser shit!
Big time petty loser shit!
We’d like to sell you some Crystal Skull Vodka.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We’d like to sell you some Crystal Skull Vodka.
I cannot believe I must spend an additional Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Thankfully it will be at a Movie Tavern!
It may be very far away, but thankfully they have a burger I remember loving, which I cannot have due to mouth surgery.
Thankfully it will be at a Movie Tavern!
It may be very far away, but thankfully they have a burger I remember loving, which I cannot have due to mouth surgery.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I cannot believe I must spend an additional Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Thankfully it will be at a Movie Tavern!
It may be very far away, but thankfully they have a burger I remember loving, which I cannot have due to mouth surgery.
Thankfully it will be at a Movie Tavern!
It may be very far away, but thankfully they have a burger I remember loving, which I cannot have due to mouth surgery.
I think giraffes are pretty cute and not just because that one sold me a shitload of toys for an extended period.
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think giraffes are pretty cute and not just because that one sold me a shitload of toys for an extended period.
Oh dear, you really must shut the fuck up.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh dear, you really must shut the fuck up.
Louis comes with a KNIFE!
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Louis comes with a KNIFE!
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
I’ve never even seen this Booblasters picture!
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’ve never even seen this Booblasters picture!
Reposted by FakeEyes
We also got more of Transformers Generations Age of the Primes Voyager Amalgamous Prime/Animated Wreck-Gar/Brawl IN STOCK, so you can order that too with free shipping. www.entertainmentearth.com/product/hsg0...
Pre-orders are processing (mine is) and new orders are welcome.
Pre-orders are processing (mine is) and new orders are welcome.
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We also got more of Transformers Generations Age of the Primes Voyager Amalgamous Prime/Animated Wreck-Gar/Brawl IN STOCK, so you can order that too with free shipping. www.entertainmentearth.com/product/hsg0...
Pre-orders are processing (mine is) and new orders are welcome.
Pre-orders are processing (mine is) and new orders are welcome.
Bruticus isn’t short & his head isn’t small so much as that on him in particular, the 2 odd vehicles being on the outside of the arms rather than being the arms is throwing things off more than on the other 2 combiner guys.
Thank you for attending my class in robot proportions.
Thank you for attending my class in robot proportions.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bruticus isn’t short & his head isn’t small so much as that on him in particular, the 2 odd vehicles being on the outside of the arms rather than being the arms is throwing things off more than on the other 2 combiner guys.
Thank you for attending my class in robot proportions.
Thank you for attending my class in robot proportions.
One billion stickers! Some are microscopic!
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
One billion stickers! Some are microscopic!
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
Medusa has a hair swivel and a friend of regular size and feet.
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Medusa has a hair swivel and a friend of regular size and feet.