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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 15h

When I go out of town I usually leave a fridge full of food for the spouse which he largely ignores and he orders in giant door dash orders which I’m way too cheap to do.

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 21h

I think it time for you to give me food
#caturday

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 23h

Fuckers. Noem will probably give the dog killer a bonus

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a smart political move to soothe the giant ego of the man in charge of the giant military and giant economic force.

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 1d

I saw one of those in Texas once! Eastern hog nose snakes will also spread a hood part of their “hey I’m a big bad snake you better stay away from me” act before they play dead.

Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 1d

I see he is at yellow sunglasses phase of his whiny old manness

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 1d

Canada is very keen to attract medical/scientific professionals

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 1d

Crossing the border from Canada back into the US
Border Guard: Did you buy anything while you were in Canada?
Me: Yes! Four giant boxes of Canadian Halloween candy that I’m totally not going to eat before Halloween
BG…
Me: Really, not eat
BG: Have a nice evening

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 1d

When I have depressive episodes I resort to protein shakes because I can’t care enough or have enough energy to make real food and I have this vague sense I should make an effort at some nutrients. normally I love to cook and eat. So the idea of finding hack to side step it just seems wrong.

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

Bruce says have fun *sniff sniff*

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

Darn, I had always liked her. I really wished Kamala was running if she decided against another White House run

Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

The lizard brain is an amazing thing. Now I like snakes, back in day I used to work as a herpetologist and I would go out look for snakes, but that rattle sound when you’re not expecting it and it’s really close has an electrifying effect on one’s nervous system.

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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 2d

James Comey, Letticia James,....

(from the archives)

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

I invented a new sport, the reverse standing long jump. Which I did upon hearing one rattle right beside my foot, I was trying to convince myself that I was hearing an insect but my lizard brain was having nothing to do with that and was moving me out and back. I was disappointed I didn’t see it.

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

So this isn’t really going to stand up to any kind of real scrutiny, but the whole purpose is to cause her humiliation, embarrassment, loss of funds and time?

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

OH MY GOD! He is so cute!!!

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 2d

“Hey one of the most well known and popular comic/writer/artist in your genre I’m sure you could use our help in crushing it!”
CRUSHING IT!

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 3d

Americans remember this is not an American prize right? RIGHT? and you don’t campaign for it like an Oscar, it is considered to be in extremely poor taste.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 3d

THE VIDEO IS OUT! Enjoy! 😁
youtu.be/9k7OUowPPMQ

I Am the Very Model of a Modern-Day Canadian

YouTube video by Tod Maffin

youtu.be

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t think progressives do cost Democrats elections just the opposite in fact. I’m fucking tired of centrist who are willing to throw trans people underneath the bus chasing some mythical middle maga blue vote. If you can’t stand up for everybody, you should sit the fuck down.

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 3d

Strokes can change people

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 3d

They should be forever embarrassed

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Mediocrebirder @tinajkl.bsky.social · 3d

That is so cool! Congratulations!

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