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Dylan not-Efron

@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social

3.3K followers 1.1K following 4.2K posts

📍Philly, but I travel often. Into tattoos, video games, live theater, good food, casual eroticism, and world peace. Allegedly hung, but don’t take my word for it. 18+

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 13m

I dunno. I get cranky in the cold. More of a steal someone’s life force kind of mood.

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 14m

Couldn’t decide what meal it was time for so here’s lamb and eggs on a pancake?

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 2h

We went from light jacket fall to never escaping my blanket weather way too quickly.

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 17h

New Madison Cunningham slaps so hard

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 17h

I thought they’d do more of an overhaul with the name change but it’s literally the same bar?

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

Looks so good!

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

Those AI faces are so off. It’s giving inbred quadruplets.

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

You’d have to climb

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

Get that Time Machine running and have fun

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

Close enough.

a man is smiling while sitting in a car with his head out the window .

ALT: a man is smiling while sitting in a car with his head out the window .

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

How is @nickpdx.bsky.social literally everywhere???

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

Are you in Australia???

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

You’ll have to invent a Time Machine!

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

I guess all of this is just to remind you to vote. Vote like my libido depends on it.

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

It’s my favorite kind of horny. This hungry, desperate for a distraction kind of horny just doesn’t hit the same.

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

This tracks.

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

I shan’t! I mustn’t!

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

They truly would not survive Philly.

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

Things were feeling hopeful again!

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

This is too deep in the weeds for me!

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so bonkers and knows it. I loved every second.

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

The combination of natural light, the temporary end of the Tr+mp era, and finally being out of my parents house after a year and a half of quarantine and isolation set my body on fire.

I just don’t get aroused like this anymore.

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite part about my first Philly apartment, aside from the spacious layout, was the gorgeous windows that turned into mirrors at night.

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Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

See I thought the only spinoff was The Hills.

Dylan not-Efron @tiredgaynomad.bsky.social · 1d

My dad had a coworker back in the 90s who was bad at his job, bad at his common law marriage, bad at golf, and bad at staying sober BUT also somehow an expert on any topic he cared to discuss. Couldn’t tell him shit.