Dylan not-Efron
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social
📍Philly, but I travel often.
I famously hate writing bios.
I famously hate writing bios.
My flight tracking app turned all the planes into turkeys and I can’t stop giggling. 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
My flight tracking app turned all the planes into turkeys and I can’t stop giggling. 🦃
Lowkey amazed how much engagement I get on my posts anytime I mention a tv show. Do you make a lot of Friends at The Office? I’m too Insecure for that but I Love LA.
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Lowkey amazed how much engagement I get on my posts anytime I mention a tv show. Do you make a lot of Friends at The Office? I’m too Insecure for that but I Love LA.
And that’s enough internet for today 😂 😱
🎶 because i gooned you, i have been caaaaged for good 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And that’s enough internet for today 😂 😱
Forgot how good it feels to express attraction to someone and have them unabashedly return the favor.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Forgot how good it feels to express attraction to someone and have them unabashedly return the favor.
Been thinking a lot about Ariana’s vocal choices during “Wicked: For Good.” She seemed to slip out of character and into classic Ari&B vocal stylings any time Glinda was deeply in her feels. I’m wondering if this was a specific acting/directing choice or if it was an unchecked mistake. Y’all?
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Been thinking a lot about Ariana’s vocal choices during “Wicked: For Good.” She seemed to slip out of character and into classic Ari&B vocal stylings any time Glinda was deeply in her feels. I’m wondering if this was a specific acting/directing choice or if it was an unchecked mistake. Y’all?
Finally started watching “The Pitt” yesterday and didn’t stop for 9 whole episodes. Heart racing. Eyes watering. This is peak television. It’s like season 1 of The Bear, but in a hospital and without any weird romantic subplots.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Finally started watching “The Pitt” yesterday and didn’t stop for 9 whole episodes. Heart racing. Eyes watering. This is peak television. It’s like season 1 of The Bear, but in a hospital and without any weird romantic subplots.
Dad’s first lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Dad’s first lasagna
Saw “Wicked: For Good” last night. Really enjoyed it, but one question about the end of the movie has been running around in my brain preventing me from focusing on anything else. Maybe y’all can help me with this.
Is scarecrow dick made of burlap?
Is scarecrow dick made of burlap?
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Saw “Wicked: For Good” last night. Really enjoyed it, but one question about the end of the movie has been running around in my brain preventing me from focusing on anything else. Maybe y’all can help me with this.
Is scarecrow dick made of burlap?
Is scarecrow dick made of burlap?
Seeing a lot of gleeful reactions to this news and how the leopards are finally eating her face.
Don’t get me wrong here - I wish those leopards would, but I’m not convinced she isn’t playing chess with this. Best case scenario she goes on a book tour, but what if she becomes the first female prez?
Don’t get me wrong here - I wish those leopards would, but I’m not convinced she isn’t playing chess with this. Best case scenario she goes on a book tour, but what if she becomes the first female prez?
Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed she’s resigning from Congress on January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Seeing a lot of gleeful reactions to this news and how the leopards are finally eating her face.
Don’t get me wrong here - I wish those leopards would, but I’m not convinced she isn’t playing chess with this. Best case scenario she goes on a book tour, but what if she becomes the first female prez?
Don’t get me wrong here - I wish those leopards would, but I’m not convinced she isn’t playing chess with this. Best case scenario she goes on a book tour, but what if she becomes the first female prez?
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
Shoutout to the couple who got engaged in the park tonight right in front of me and @zgreenberg.bsky.social eating French fries. I’m sure they’ll use AI to crop us out, but if not, we get to be part of that memory forever!
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Shoutout to the couple who got engaged in the park tonight right in front of me and @zgreenberg.bsky.social eating French fries. I’m sure they’ll use AI to crop us out, but if not, we get to be part of that memory forever!
Teenage boys with perms
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Teenage boys with perms
Met a cute guy the other week and exchanged numbers but deliberately avoided seeking him out on social media and, y’all, giving yourself the chance to learn about a person organically is a game changer.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Met a cute guy the other week and exchanged numbers but deliberately avoided seeking him out on social media and, y’all, giving yourself the chance to learn about a person organically is a game changer.
Inside you are two wolves
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Inside you are two wolves
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I mean…does Ashley Padilla not absolutely snatch your wig?
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I mean…does Ashley Padilla not absolutely snatch your wig?
The past two weeks of SNL have been top notch. Love when they pick hosts who are 2000% down to clown.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The past two weeks of SNL have been top notch. Love when they pick hosts who are 2000% down to clown.
Question:
When you decide to unfollow a mutual on IG, do you then remove them as a follower or just hope they catch on?
When you decide to unfollow a mutual on IG, do you then remove them as a follower or just hope they catch on?
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Question:
When you decide to unfollow a mutual on IG, do you then remove them as a follower or just hope they catch on?
When you decide to unfollow a mutual on IG, do you then remove them as a follower or just hope they catch on?
I should see it coming but I’m always a bit shocked when the lusty days of summer leave my body and get replaced by the desire to eat soup on the couch while I watch a movie next to a man with kind eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I should see it coming but I’m always a bit shocked when the lusty days of summer leave my body and get replaced by the desire to eat soup on the couch while I watch a movie next to a man with kind eyes.
Someone said this beanie makes me look like a fuckable hamburglar.
Squirrel unrelated.
Squirrel unrelated.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Someone said this beanie makes me look like a fuckable hamburglar.
Squirrel unrelated.
Squirrel unrelated.
The 1998 edition of this concert was a gateway drug leading me into a fabulous world of musicals, belting, and faggotry. Cannot wait to see this new edition become a formative moment for the next generation of annoying theater queens.
PBS Sets Premiere Date for Broadway's Leading Ladies Concert
A host of Broadway's best performed at the filmed NYC concert in March.
playbill.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The 1998 edition of this concert was a gateway drug leading me into a fabulous world of musicals, belting, and faggotry. Cannot wait to see this new edition become a formative moment for the next generation of annoying theater queens.
If your coffee shop decor isn’t hitting like this, I don’t want it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If your coffee shop decor isn’t hitting like this, I don’t want it.
Two drinks on Friday and I’m still feeling crappy on Sunday. I might be a cheap date but I am PAYING FOR IT.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Two drinks on Friday and I’m still feeling crappy on Sunday. I might be a cheap date but I am PAYING FOR IT.
Finally wool coat and Beanie weather. Stream Lady Bird.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally wool coat and Beanie weather. Stream Lady Bird.
This feels low.
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social has swears! They've used 277 profanities in their last 4,504 posts.
🥇 "shit" (30 times)
🥈 "fucking" (29 times)
🥉 "ass" (24 times)
🥇 "shit" (30 times)
🥈 "fucking" (29 times)
🥉 "ass" (24 times)
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This feels low.
@profanity.accountant how badly am I doing here?
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@profanity.accountant how badly am I doing here?