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Ryan Burkett
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Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · Sep 4
Something new from me on @pointsincase.com
I Am Willing to Grow Out My Hair for the Right Part
I’m not supposed to say anything, but I’m growing it out for a gig. Nothing major, just an acting thing. I assume Jake told you I’m an actor?
www.pointsincase.com
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 12h
When I tell my English teacher I’m doing good
ptklein.com ptklein @ptklein.com · 16h
Well!
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 16h
Now that I’ve cancelled Spotify I can tell you my year-end recap was a LIAR. I have good taste actually and that’s not why I cancelled but I thought you should know.
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 3d
I know you aren’t in the mood but if you want to write the Song of Summer you should get started
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 3d
I hope I’m never on a reality show because I hate taking accountability
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 6d
🎶 Do you ever feel like a bag of milk
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 6d
No kings unless it is your birthday and you are at Burger King but even then you just get one day
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 8d
I had a doctor appointment this morning and as I was walking out I got a new Instagram follower and my first thought was oh it must be my doctor
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 8d
There are signs warning about this at the Eagle
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10d
The end card for this is perfect
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 10d
If you think these guys are mean in public you might be surprised to find out what they’re like in private (mean)
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 11d
I like to think of it as a trick
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 11d
Have you ever been there for lunch? It’s SO good
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 12d
Once we’ve settled all of our current horrors I think we should make it so the coupon offer pops up when you’re checking out and not while you’re trying to shop
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 13d
It’s a whole new me
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 13d
It’s fucking Go-Time
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 13d
Diane Keaton was one of the best at characters who were seemingly thinking up dialogue in the moment
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 15d
RIP soon, Tilly
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 17d
Happy birthday!
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 18d
You better believe I’m never gonna ask ChatGPT anything (I’m shy)
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 18d
LYLAS(ummer)
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 18d
I’m really going to miss summer if I could say anything to summer it would be have a great summer
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 20d
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 22d
Tilly Norwood tripped and broke her neck in the Jennifer Hudson Show Spirit Tunnel, is not expected to survive
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 22d
I’m going to start a podcast because I’ve always wanted to interview famous people about myself
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