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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · Nov 12

Pew pew

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 12h

The best Chinese fortune I’ve ever received 😭🙏

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 15h

I want the architects of this upside down by their ankles in Times Square.

Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16h

As Trump Moves Toward Autocracy, Top Aide Stephen Miller Is Way Ahead Of Him

Trump’s chief propagandist accuses opponents of “insurrection” and attempting a “coup” — while declaring Trump has “plenary authority.”

As Trump Moves Toward Autocracy, Top Aide Stephen Miller Is Way Ahead Of Him

The president’s chief propagandist accuses opponents of “insurrection” and attempting a “coup” — while declaring Trump has “plenary authority.”

www.huffpost.com

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 16h

As a baby? Surely we could’ve let him live into the 1970s lol

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 16h

She was too young! There is another 1946 birthday, hateful, obese, unhealthy, and universally reviled who was supposed to go instead!!

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 16h

This is not acceptable and I would like to return it!!!

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18h

Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

people.com

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 16h

You’re telling me - a scam and now we’re told “you took out the loans, you pay them back.” Babe with what. All the money we were promised we’d make which we now aren’t? Pay us appropriately or discharge the debt. Those are the options.

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 22h

“There’s only so much money to go around”

Yes because some greedy people have stolen it from us and are hoarding it

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 22h

Burn it down

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 22h

TO BE FAIR college graduates are getting on average in the $50s. A $35k pay bump is the least society can do

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 22h

I’m trying to comprise here lol

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 23h

It shouldn’t be revolutionary to say that the base pay for a college degree in an American city should be $85,000. Master’s degree, $125,000. What are we doing here. People can’t live.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 23h

> my old coworker stumbled on Obama in a stairwell, not me, so that’s technically the lie

> I saw E2 driving in London in 2019

> I had lasagna on Madeleine Albright’s couch when I was a Georgetown student

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 23h

This was the lie but it did happen, just not to me! (My old coworker)

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Obama, Elizabeth II, Madeline Albright

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Wait I have a fun two truths and a lie:

> I once happened upon the president in a restaurant stairwell

> I once saw the queen driving herself around central London like a private citizen

> I once had dinner on the secretary of state’s living room couch

Spot the falsehood…and there’s a caveat 😉

DNAhhhh!😱 @dna.bgay.social · 1d

the sound of music family playing two truths and a lie

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

I once crossed an international border alone, on foot, in the middle of the night and found my way without a map

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

So I suppose the answer to the above question here is “I have a very very good sense of direction”

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Is that impressive?? 🤣 just me, the moonlight, and some empty country lanes in the French hinterland loll. I’d be pretty good in a crisis

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

All the way back. 2.5 hours of walking. A border crossing (not manned), no data service so I couldn’t use my map. Had to just trust my sense of direction. Still impressive but not anything dangerous or heroic lol

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

lol no but the serious story is very mundane. I was traveling alone in rural Switzerland and decided to uber to a bar one night. The bar was in a nearby town (oops, France!) Had two beers and left. Tried to call another uber but realized my SIM card was only valid in Switzerland so I walked…

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Picture it, Siberia, 1920. I was fleeing the Bolsheviks into Manchuria with jewels sewn into my corset after they captured and executed Admiral Kolchak. I arrived in Peking with just the clothes on my back and have been here ever since *sips tea*

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

I once crossed an international border alone, on foot, in the middle of the night and found my way without a map

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no it’s a 250th anniversary monument. On its face acceptable but deeply problematic given the fact that the country founded 250 years ago is being deliberately destroyed by the man who intends to erect this monument

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

The very same!

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Oh the veins 🤤

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Wait is this….because he thinks *he/the US* is responsible for ending the Israel-Gaza war???

That would be SO inappropriate

SO SO SO inappropriate

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