Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat
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Oh, yes - the woman in the picture is ✨me✨| Debutante at the Bouvier-Kennedy-Radziwill-Onassis School for Trapping Eligible Bachelors. Professional flirt. Better as a concept. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦
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November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Windblown
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast
Bon voyage bitch 🚢 🥂
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bon voyage bitch 🚢 🥂
Saw Oh, Mary! last night (loved) and at one point Jane pointed to someone in the audience and made a comment as if she knew them/was friends with them
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Saw Oh, Mary! last night (loved) and at one point Jane pointed to someone in the audience and made a comment as if she knew them/was friends with them
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭
5:55
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
5:55
Happy holidays from the Waldorf 🥂
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy holidays from the Waldorf 🥂
Did they rebrand the Surge Pricing (a price gouging upcharge) as Surge “Savings”??? Don’t piss me off
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Did they rebrand the Surge Pricing (a price gouging upcharge) as Surge “Savings”??? Don’t piss me off
Stop. Calling. It. “High.” Tea.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Stop. Calling. It. “High.” Tea.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.
Dog if I post something about Mamdani to my IG story that is strictly political why are you, a vague acquaintance, DMing me about it talking about “he could get it I bet he’s hung”
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Dog if I post something about Mamdani to my IG story that is strictly political why are you, a vague acquaintance, DMing me about it talking about “he could get it I bet he’s hung”
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this
I would’ve preferred it when she was a 100% insane cunt but I’ll still take it now that she’s a sometimes sense-talking person
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced her resignation from Congress, taking effect from January 5th.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I would’ve preferred it when she was a 100% insane cunt but I’ll still take it now that she’s a sometimes sense-talking person
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER
Posted a banger comment on a niche gay internet micro celebrity’s IG reel 6 weeks ago and people have been liking it more or less every day since
This must be what it feels like to get royalty checks / residuals as a retired icon of the stage and/or screen ✨
This must be what it feels like to get royalty checks / residuals as a retired icon of the stage and/or screen ✨
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Posted a banger comment on a niche gay internet micro celebrity’s IG reel 6 weeks ago and people have been liking it more or less every day since
This must be what it feels like to get royalty checks / residuals as a retired icon of the stage and/or screen ✨
This must be what it feels like to get royalty checks / residuals as a retired icon of the stage and/or screen ✨
Even the neighborhood girl I remember holding as an infant is now engaged
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Even the neighborhood girl I remember holding as an infant is now engaged
Saw a product advertised on Facebook as an “intimacy blanket” to prevent spills (you know what kind) on the bed and the unhinged comments???
One guy, full legal name and face, “would be great for WS fun 😏”
SIR ARE YOU AWARE YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY AND COWORKERS CAN SEE ALL THIS
One guy, full legal name and face, “would be great for WS fun 😏”
SIR ARE YOU AWARE YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY AND COWORKERS CAN SEE ALL THIS
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Saw a product advertised on Facebook as an “intimacy blanket” to prevent spills (you know what kind) on the bed and the unhinged comments???
One guy, full legal name and face, “would be great for WS fun 😏”
SIR ARE YOU AWARE YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY AND COWORKERS CAN SEE ALL THIS
One guy, full legal name and face, “would be great for WS fun 😏”
SIR ARE YOU AWARE YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY AND COWORKERS CAN SEE ALL THIS
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
This would work on me btw
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This would work on me btw
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My most unwoke opinion is I want to start calling right wing men homophobic slurs, who cares if it's true or helpful. It feels good
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My most unwoke opinion is I want to start calling right wing men homophobic slurs, who cares if it's true or helpful. It feels good
STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
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BREAKING: A federal court has BLOCKED Texas' gerrymandered congressional maps from going into effect for the 2026 election
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
BREAKING: A federal court has BLOCKED Texas' gerrymandered congressional maps from going into effect for the 2026 election
Why yes I DID come in second place with only 5 points on Jeopardy (after betting nearly all of my 11,000 points on a daily double and losing)
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Why yes I DID come in second place with only 5 points on Jeopardy (after betting nearly all of my 11,000 points on a daily double and losing)
What’s your follower count and an event that happened in that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
What’s your follower count and an event that happened in that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑