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@toastee.au

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 8h

time to get the twins some caffeine I guess

a hairy guy laying in bed, a floral/leafy patterned doona is covering his modesty.

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 1d

i just use stuff from the workshop because there's no way in hell that i have the patience and hand stability to place all those damn rocks!!!

silly sausage @toastee.au · 1d

i'm not sure what level of hell "creating queues and paths in planet coaster" is on, but it's down there alright

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 3d

honourable mentions go to need for speed 2 and the nonstop megamix for ddr 6th mix

silly sausage @toastee.au · 3d

ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since

a screenshot of Apple Music, playing the FF9 overworld theme “Crossing Those Hills”

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 3d

nah yeah that makes perfect sense to me

silly sausage @toastee.au · 3d

listen

i understand the allure of scruff moments, stories without the all-seeing eye making sure you’re behaving yourself

and i understand the rich fabric of being kinky and what turns people on

but seeing someone licking a public toilet seat on a wednesday morning is just a bridge too far, u kno

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 6d

yelling at the tv, but it's when someone does ass to mouth

silly sausage @toastee.au · 6d

maintaining a dirty great honking jug of cold brew espresso was one of the best decisions I’ve made in recent memory

silly sausage @toastee.au · 10d

the flood of dopamine i experience when i get my way means i would be a devastatingly insufferable brat

maybe this is something for me to explore…

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 11d

there’s something so fun and carefree about your blood sugar crashing in a cameras on meeting (no, i’m not falling asleep, I promise)

silly sausage @toastee.au · 12d

they paved the way for september tbh

silly sausage @toastee.au · 12d

this went triple platinum on high school me’s winamp

a screenshot from Apple Music showing the song From Paris To Berlin by Infernal

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 12d

just cut an insane amount of hair out of my head for someone who paid $40 for a haircut 3 days ago, and i think i did alright if you don’t look too closely

a guy with a moustache taking a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a t shirt with different versions of Miss Piggy, and the words “Chappell Roan”

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silly sausage @toastee.au · 13d

and i am going to like it

silly sausage @toastee.au · 13d

for legal reasons this is a JOKE

silly sausage @toastee.au · 13d

dr has been on about glp-1s since may, but also has made the entire process so goddamn difficult i might just go and get shigella again and see how i go from there