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my god the sexual favours i’d perform for garlic bread right now
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
my god the sexual favours i’d perform for garlic bread right now
it's that time of year where i commit to trying to learn ableton, get frustrated that i cannot find the ableton speak for "cut bass at this point for the next track", and remember why i decided not to use this cockamamie program in the first place
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
it's that time of year where i commit to trying to learn ableton, get frustrated that i cannot find the ableton speak for "cut bass at this point for the next track", and remember why i decided not to use this cockamamie program in the first place
the worst thing about a light coloured bathroom is you will never be truly free from random hair
i have MOPPED i have SCRUBBED i have gotten TIDDLY from bleach fumes and i am still in this PRISON
i have MOPPED i have SCRUBBED i have gotten TIDDLY from bleach fumes and i am still in this PRISON
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the worst thing about a light coloured bathroom is you will never be truly free from random hair
i have MOPPED i have SCRUBBED i have gotten TIDDLY from bleach fumes and i am still in this PRISON
i have MOPPED i have SCRUBBED i have gotten TIDDLY from bleach fumes and i am still in this PRISON
laila mcqueen on give it to me straight, oh i am ready babes
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
laila mcqueen on give it to me straight, oh i am ready babes
the sexual tension between me and a 12pm finish on a Friday is frankly unbearable
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the sexual tension between me and a 12pm finish on a Friday is frankly unbearable
now that’s mood lighting
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December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
now that’s mood lighting
this is by far my favourite recap of anything I’ve had harvesting my data this year, because it truly encapsulates the little gremlin in my head that says “good song PLAY IT AGAIN”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
this is by far my favourite recap of anything I’ve had harvesting my data this year, because it truly encapsulates the little gremlin in my head that says “good song PLAY IT AGAIN”
weeping that this plays like a “first word is your 2026” game
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
weeping that this plays like a “first word is your 2026” game
according to both Apple Music and Last.fm, I did not exist in 2025 prior to September?
this checks out with the current state of my memory span
this checks out with the current state of my memory span
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
according to both Apple Music and Last.fm, I did not exist in 2025 prior to September?
this checks out with the current state of my memory span
this checks out with the current state of my memory span
god I forgot how fun coral island can be
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
god I forgot how fun coral island can be
the sexual tension between me and the draft "I QUIT" email i keep under my wig at all times is at an all time high
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
the sexual tension between me and the draft "I QUIT" email i keep under my wig at all times is at an all time high
“come suck my dick at northland” oh you know how to treat a lady
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
“come suck my dick at northland” oh you know how to treat a lady
looking at old selfies and realising how deep i was in body dysmorphia, isn't that FUN
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
looking at old selfies and realising how deep i was in body dysmorphia, isn't that FUN
i do love playnite so much
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i do love playnite so much
she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)
finally the proud owner of my very own pennii minogue
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
finally the proud owner of my very own pennii minogue
this is what being at work feels like today
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is what being at work feels like today
how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
nbn outage, i will recover i will survive i will move on
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
nbn outage, i will recover i will survive i will move on
unfortunately this celebratory friday afternoon edible tastes like "need a man's hands in my chest hair"
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
unfortunately this celebratory friday afternoon edible tastes like "need a man's hands in my chest hair"
this waiting room is too damn quiet, is this a side effect of all those “don’t play your Spotify on the work radio!!” ads?
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this waiting room is too damn quiet, is this a side effect of all those “don’t play your Spotify on the work radio!!” ads?
why are all denim shorts for masc presenting shaped like THAT
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
why are all denim shorts for masc presenting shaped like THAT
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(