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being honest with yourself means if you can see the bottom of the ice cream container, just finish it
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
being honest with yourself means if you can see the bottom of the ice cream container, just finish it
how many slices of deli ham equal a cigarette, do you think?
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
how many slices of deli ham equal a cigarette, do you think?
can't wait to find out who wrote stop that train, chatgpt gemini or copilot 😍
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 AM
can't wait to find out who wrote stop that train, chatgpt gemini or copilot 😍
i want to be open minded
but then i try shit like this (it is literally carbonated apple cider vinegar) and it makes me want to start flinging myself at the wall like a howler monkey
but then i try shit like this (it is literally carbonated apple cider vinegar) and it makes me want to start flinging myself at the wall like a howler monkey
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i want to be open minded
but then i try shit like this (it is literally carbonated apple cider vinegar) and it makes me want to start flinging myself at the wall like a howler monkey
but then i try shit like this (it is literally carbonated apple cider vinegar) and it makes me want to start flinging myself at the wall like a howler monkey
“that’s not a hat” is one of the best, yet most infuriating card games I have ever played
but i think i need an MRI or something because there is no way my short term memory is THAT bad
but i think i need an MRI or something because there is no way my short term memory is THAT bad
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“that’s not a hat” is one of the best, yet most infuriating card games I have ever played
but i think i need an MRI or something because there is no way my short term memory is THAT bad
but i think i need an MRI or something because there is no way my short term memory is THAT bad
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men truly love sending emails with
❗️high importance ❗️
for the most brainless shit imaginable
❗️high importance ❗️
for the most brainless shit imaginable
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
men truly love sending emails with
❗️high importance ❗️
for the most brainless shit imaginable
❗️high importance ❗️
for the most brainless shit imaginable
using a vape as a fog machine during a gangbang is high camp
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 AM
using a vape as a fog machine during a gangbang is high camp
evening walks always make me happy
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
evening walks always make me happy
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i am discovering that you can just buy weights and lift them up and down at home without having to listen to gym music or have a pt tell you to do it. this is what milennials called a "life hack" in 2014. its legal and cops will let you do it
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
i am discovering that you can just buy weights and lift them up and down at home without having to listen to gym music or have a pt tell you to do it. this is what milennials called a "life hack" in 2014. its legal and cops will let you do it
the ost for heated rivalry is out, and thank you GOD the scott/kip gluck gluck music made it on there
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
the ost for heated rivalry is out, and thank you GOD the scott/kip gluck gluck music made it on there
saving money on mounjaro by switching it for prunelax, because it’s basically doing the same thing tbh
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
saving money on mounjaro by switching it for prunelax, because it’s basically doing the same thing tbh
why do people froth so hard over an edit button, you’re not writing a scientific journal you’re posting about creampies
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
why do people froth so hard over an edit button, you’re not writing a scientific journal you’re posting about creampies
i will not allow myself to be emotionally blackmailed by a coworker who thinks 0.55% as a decimal is 0.55
open the schools for adults, i am begging you
open the schools for adults, i am begging you
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
i will not allow myself to be emotionally blackmailed by a coworker who thinks 0.55% as a decimal is 0.55
open the schools for adults, i am begging you
open the schools for adults, i am begging you
christ what is it this time
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
christ what is it this time
fuck i love kookaburras so much, i beg you to make sure sound is on
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
fuck i love kookaburras so much, i beg you to make sure sound is on
fellow friends living with HIV, recently diagnosed or long term survivor - you should NEVER use AI for ANY questions you have about it.
there are multitudes of support networks in many areas providing free, private and safe advice on health and management, in addition to your primary care team.
there are multitudes of support networks in many areas providing free, private and safe advice on health and management, in addition to your primary care team.
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
fellow friends living with HIV, recently diagnosed or long term survivor - you should NEVER use AI for ANY questions you have about it.
there are multitudes of support networks in many areas providing free, private and safe advice on health and management, in addition to your primary care team.
there are multitudes of support networks in many areas providing free, private and safe advice on health and management, in addition to your primary care team.
i can bitch and moan about the heat, or i can be pleasantly surprised at how warm the bidet water is coming through
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 AM
i can bitch and moan about the heat, or i can be pleasantly surprised at how warm the bidet water is coming through
the love affair between boomer men and their phone volume being at 5000% volume should be studied
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
the love affair between boomer men and their phone volume being at 5000% volume should be studied
at some point i need to accept that i'm not watching the quail gay with a pure heart or an interest in ornithology
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
at some point i need to accept that i'm not watching the quail gay with a pure heart or an interest in ornithology
new year new me (actively rejecting calls that come through <5 mins before i finish for the day)
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
new year new me (actively rejecting calls that come through <5 mins before i finish for the day)
what a delicious day to be outside
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
what a delicious day to be outside
not to be too woo woo on main
but embracing my back bush, and realising how many people either simply do not care about it, or are ACTIVELY attracted to it, healed me and my self image in ways that i'm still unravelling years later
but embracing my back bush, and realising how many people either simply do not care about it, or are ACTIVELY attracted to it, healed me and my self image in ways that i'm still unravelling years later
2026 will be the year of the hairy back
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
not to be too woo woo on main
but embracing my back bush, and realising how many people either simply do not care about it, or are ACTIVELY attracted to it, healed me and my self image in ways that i'm still unravelling years later
but embracing my back bush, and realising how many people either simply do not care about it, or are ACTIVELY attracted to it, healed me and my self image in ways that i'm still unravelling years later
happy new year you little FREAKS 💖
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
happy new year you little FREAKS 💖