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@toastee.au
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:) :) :)
a hairy guy wearing a pair of black briefs with a white waistband - it's a mirror selfie, and he's smiling at his phone
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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this is by far my favourite recap of anything I’ve had harvesting my data this year, because it truly encapsulates the little gremlin in my head that says “good song PLAY IT AGAIN”
A screenshot of the user’s top 5 YouTube music songs: 1) Ray Lynch - The Oh of Pleasure 2) Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild 3) Reyna/Obscurest Vinyl - The Secrets Your Asshole Keeps 4) Big Freedia - Platinum 5) Demi Lovato vs Ace of Base - Cool For The Summer (Cruel Summer ‘96 Remix)
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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weeping that this plays like a “first word is your 2026” game
a screenshot of the user’s most commonly posted words, arranged as a word cloud. The biggest word is game, followed by least, room, fuck, fucking, coffee and shit (it goes on in the same manner tbh)
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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i do love playnite so much
a photo of the user’s tv showing the game launcher playnite. It’s showing the launch screen for final fantasy 9, and the wallpaper is a screenshot from same game showing an in-game conversation: Silly Old Man: “I have to go take a dump.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)
miss piggy at the Sabrina carpenter tour, looking excited as hell, seconds before disaster
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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this is what being at work feels like today
A screenshot of the Simpsons, mr burns is doing a very bad job at driving
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK

i do love squirt sometimes, truly
an edited Simpsons screencap, it’s the scene where Homer alerts Bart to the presence of a boogeyman/or boogeymen, but home’s head is HUGE and very close to bart
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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nbn outage, i will recover i will survive i will move on
Lindsay Lohan meditating in a pool, the photo has been edited to appear like she’s farting like crazy and bubbling the water
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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sweaty betty :)
a hairy guy in short shorts, taking a mirror selfie while visibly sweating.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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if i had a garment that did this, i would be a danger to me AND my loved ones
mama bazoom from the movie showgirls, doing a party trick with her dress and boobs
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
miss piggy in the movie “the great muppet caper”, she’s on a stage showing off a silver swimsuit with the caption “gasps of delight and applause”
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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first of all, WATCH IT
Woman in front of a whiteboard that says “do you wanna fight?”
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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tweet saying “that’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch”, and below it “the average English breakfast”
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since
a screenshot of Apple Music, playing the FF9 overworld theme “Crossing Those Hills”
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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this went triple platinum on high school me’s winamp
a screenshot from Apple Music showing the song From Paris To Berlin by Infernal
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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whoever invented this specific type of copyright restriction should be fed into a washing machine mangle dick first
youtube alert saying that the video is unavailable because it's not available in my country
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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happy Friday to me, and this glass of delicious, DELICIOUS cold brew
a glass of iced coffee with a splash of oat milk being held aloft by a man’s hand - his legs are behind, slightly out of focus
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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carrie bradshaw at her laptop typing out another banger
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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hell yeah 😎
thanks mister mailman
Two cd singles, one for Break My Stride by Unique II, and the other of Girl Talk by TLC.
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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don’t explain it to me, let me struggle on
A screencap of the Simpsons, with Homer saying “and I think tylenol means some kind of spaceship”.
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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how I’ve been the last couple of weeks:
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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say that to me, born in 1989, one more time
Marge Simpson angrily grabbing Homer by the shirt collar
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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ever had a Krispy Kreme?
September 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM