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Tokyo Sexwhale

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Illustrator. Specimen. My shop: www.infinitebacon.com Stickers: https://www.infinitebacon.com/stickers Tees: https://www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · Aug 5

Just sayin’

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 9h

Two very young lads are running a pub in town.

My partner just came back from the loo and asked, ‘What woman is going outside the cubicle to discard their tampons?’

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Virgil 'Raptor' Reese @vrreese.bsky.social · 15h

Beware the moon, lads.

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · Aug 21

An American Werewolf in London is 42 years old today. Here’s my little tribute to it (after Watterson)

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

If you would like a Halloween sticker/magnet, I can get this little Pumpkin-Vader off to you today

Please order here www.infinitebacon.com/stickers/p/h...

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

Please DM me and I’ll get round to you when i can!

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

bsky.app/profile/toky... Got 11/76 cities covered

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

76 cities. If you live in a city and want a free sticker please reply.

Sticker must be where LOTS of people see it.

It is illegal, I take NO responsibility for your dumb arse.

First city mentioned, that person gets the sticker. I also need photographic proof.

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Thank you!

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

This Pumpkinhead-Vader magnet has a slight flaw so I can’t sell it. My next order will get it for FREEEE (order #4664)

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

If you would like a Halloween sticker/magnet, I can get this little Pumpkin-Vader off to you today

Please order here www.infinitebacon.com/stickers/p/h...

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

My brother lives there and he is a fascist.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

Not a city!

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1d

The first 10 of these are going out today. Sorry! I'll have to stick to cities I'm afraid. I'm not MADE OF MONEY

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 3d

Woo-hooo! Glad you got it safely!

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John Ossoway @ottomancer.bsky.social · 3d

Wasn't having a great morning then this marvellous thing arrived in the post, courtesy of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social 😊

An illustration of Indiana Jones punching a Nazi. The caption reads "punching Nazis since 1936."

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 3d

I thought that was a Lego load-lifter!

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 3d

I thought that might be you. Thank you!

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 3d

@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social It arrives. I’ve put it next to the Grail.

A “Punching Nazis since 1936” card by Tokyo Sexwhale, next to the actual Holy Grail.

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snacksEV @doctorsnacks.bsky.social · 3d

nice one, thanks @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social

got a frame and some lego

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you!

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you! I’ll give it a go

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

America. If you’re in a city. Get a free anti-nazi sticker.

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

Putting my anti-Nazi stickers up in various cities I visit. I’m going to try to hit EVERY city in the UK. I might need some help though.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

He was sitting outside Tescos. He does this for HOURS. Saw him tonight so spoke to him.

I hate society just ignoring these people. It could so easily be us

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

They asked at one point, what were the fallouts of a road accident and one of the pensioners (Mable) pointed to her head and just said ‘mental’

I burst out laughing and was frowned upon for the rest of the course.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

I could have done it via Zoom but but my beloved wanted it an hour away so we could make a day of it.

She cancelled, I was stuck in Norwich Football ground with a room full of 29 pensioners who had no idea what the internet was.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

Went on a speed awareness course and my other half just found my only notes.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

My home is Finglas! I might have but I’ll let you know

Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 4d

getting a few places covered. I need MOAR

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