Tom Harris
@tomontour.bsky.social
1.4K followers 3.5K following 1.2K posts
Public relations for the event industry, German - > English translator and British EN voice-over. Done lots of Green Party roles. Ja: Handkäs/Ăppler. Nein: Nazis. The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Tom Harris
Reposted by Tom Harris
bencollins.bsky.social
Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
Reposted by Tom Harris
bagpuss.org
The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)
An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.
tomontour.bsky.social
If only Liz Truss had thought of doing this, she'd still be Prime Minister today.
writerware.bsky.social
Milei capers around on stage whilst the country falls to pieces. This is a perfect encapsulation of his role, a narcisistic fool who clowns around and holds peoples attention whilst the Argentine ruling class reduces the country back to the level of neo-colonial dependency last seen prior to 1914.
tomontour.bsky.social
Die deutschen Fleischproduzenten haben ihren Verstand verloren. Ab sofort sollen Schnitzeljagd „Papierbasiertes Abenteuerspiel“, Leute die aus Hamburg kommen 'Moinler' und Einwohner der Hessischen Finanzhauptstadt "Grüne Sossler' heißen.
tomontour.bsky.social
Robert Jenrick is a disgusting racist. So he'll probably be the next leader of the Conservative Party.
tomontour.bsky.social
Surely no sane person would want to replace her this far away from a general election? That said, most of the people who could replace her are as batty as they come, so they'll probably kick her out as soon as the Tory party constitution allows it, which is coming up pretty soon.
tomontour.bsky.social
I drive one occasionally for work and I have never come across a more poorly built vehicle. It's about a year old and already several of the electronic driving functions, such as automatic stop / start and anti skid systems don't work. It's like it's held together with tale. Total rubbish!
tomontour.bsky.social
If you're thinning about buying an Iveco Daily Business van, please don't. They are absolutely fucking shit.
tomontour.bsky.social
You're most welcome. We are, after all, two nations divided by one language!
Reposted by Tom Harris
roberthutton.co.uk
The bar of the Midland Hotel, lunchtime on the Sunday of Tory conference.
Reposted by Tom Harris
mimij9.bsky.social
I accept Zack Polanski’s statement on the attack at a synagogue yesterday as heartfelt.

Yet, he continues to defend the deputy leader of the Green Party for this mad shit written on October 7th 2023 when over 1,000 Israelis were murdered?
tomontour.bsky.social
Yeah, but just wait until Labubu AI comes online...
tomontour.bsky.social
AI is a gigantic bubble waiting to burst, crashing markets and causing global recession. More details here...
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. His conclusion is very stark: not just that an economy already at stall speed will fall into recession as both the data-center and wealth effects plateau, but that they’ll reverse, just as in the dot-com bubble did ..”

@marketwatch.com
www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ai...
tomontour.bsky.social
If you're in need of, ahem, special hydration, get yourself down to Tesco
A photo of a price sign in tesco that says "Head and Shoulders Dermax Pro S/Poo hydration. £6
tomontour.bsky.social
On a day like this, it's more important than ever to remember Tony Rudd's classic 'Machadaynu'.