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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺

@bagpuss.org

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Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes silly games, videos and Photoshoppery. #totp botherer. Former CTO at WeTransfer, now shitposting my way through a genetic heart defect. Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff. YT: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · Aug 28

As some habitual games that people here play are going behind paywalls, it's time to promote my free game Cortextual – not only does it have a daily "find the word" game but also a free-play game where later levels are more taxing than you'd think. Just match the twinned letters, numbers and emojis!

Cortextual

Play Cortextual - a free game that tests your observation and reaction skills.

cortextual.net

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1h

Best Monkees track: discuss.

NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 1d

Amethyst deceiver
#fungifriends

Purple mushroom with gills and a thin stem seen from below.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 51m

I read that they were negotiating insurance but hadn't yet signed up for it. The usual story of big companies being slow etc.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 1h

I... yes.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 1h

I can't wait not to watch this

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1h

Amazon’s $40m Melania Trump doc set for January release with ‘exclusive footage’ of ‘critical meetings’

The film from disgraced director, Brett Ratner, will premiere in cinemas and follow the first lady in the 20 days prior to the 2025 inauguration Amazon is set to release its Melania Trump documentary in cinemas January 2026. The film follows the first lady in the 20 days before the 2025 inauguration and comes from director Brett Ratner. It marks the film-maker’s first feature since he was accused of sexual misconduct by a number of women in 2017. He had denied the claims. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 3h

The Young Tories as a bad Edinburgh show poster.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 3h

I have no idea what is going on there

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 4h

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 4h

Oh I missed the other thread!

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 4h

It's a long shot, but could the first bloke be John Heard of Home Alone fame? Not this exact pic, but the shirt could match. Or do you have him already?

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 4h

To be honest I thought it was Ryan Stiles of Whose Line Is It Anyway, but I'm glad to see that he's still going.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 5h

I can't find an identical source picture of him, but there's a few that are close. It's gotta be him, right?

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 5h

Experiment successful.

The cast of TV sitcom Cheers, Cliff, Coach, Carla, Sam, Diane and Norm, but they're all been quickly faceswapped with Cher's face. The title above reads 'Chers'.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 5h

Bald dude is Chiquito de la Calzada.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 6h

She's made some bad husband choices but come on, she seems nice

Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 6h

fucking billie

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 6h

Haha I never thought about that

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 8h

Yeah there's a lot of bad shit stuck to that hat.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 8h

I thought it was something else entirely.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 8h

Since we're all in the mood for taking the piss out of the Tories today, play @mattround.com's excellent game from years ago. It's fun.

🌳 Super Tory Boy

Grab the cash, smash wasteful public services and squeeze the scroungers!

mattround.com

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 8h

Since we're all in the mood for taking the piss out of the Tories today, play @mattround.com's excellent game from years ago. It's fun.

🌳 Super Tory Boy

Grab the cash, smash wasteful public services and squeeze the scroungers!

mattround.com

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 9h

I'm looking forward to an article about the Reform UK youth wing

Steve Trumm, chair of Basingstoke and Deane's branch of Reform UK. Bald white man.

Ian Cooper, leader of Staffordshire County Council, Reform UK. Bald white man.

John Roddy, Warrington Borough Councillor, Reform UK. Bald white man.

Ron Firman, some bloke who did something for Reform, can't be arsed to look it up further. Bald white man anyway.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 9h

At a fringe event in Manchester one member sought to bring some hope, boasting that Keele University Conservative Society now had its biggest membership in a decade. "We now have ll members," he said.

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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 9h

An image of three cool tories under the header "Meet the Young Tories deaming of a bright blue future" but I've replaced their portraits with images of Eddie, Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog from Bottom

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 9h

The rest all look like they are about to appear on The Apprentice. Now Alan no longer supports Labour, they are happy to taste the Sugar while he forces them to find a haggis in Paris, run a vegan steak restaurant and design a cartoon character for your baby, all within in 24 hours.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 9h

Toby Randall is annoyed because he just hurt his hand opening a bar of "Britian" chocolate. He thinks of himself as a bit of a mod, but the problem is that he just can't get his hairstyle right. Poor Toby. It's just not his day.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 10h

Danny Mosley, aged 19. Dr Pepper had a slogan, "what's the worst that could happen?" – I think this picture answers that question.

Danny Mosley, draped in a union jack flag and holding a can of Cherry Dr Pepper. He stares at the camera with a look of anger, his hair a massive curly mop. I think he's trying to look hard?

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