Ali Hancock
alihancock.bsky.social
Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
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The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!

Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE! Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber, Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon. Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
soundcloud.com
I mean, come on...
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The news today appears to mostly be guessing what will happen tomorrow, which I think might be the opposite of news.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The best way to decide a Most Prolific Illustrator competition is to draw lots.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Oh go on then. All five together (which really highlights my inconsistencies…)
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Nothing good on telly? Why not listen to this excellent radio sketch show...
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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There was half a second when I thought I had it in one
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I've just realised that the number Billie is asking for is a LANDLINE NUMBER. Man, the past is a foreign place #TOTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Two good songs in a row??? What is this 1998 #TOTP ?
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Hard day, Inara?
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Neanderthals and humans
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Apparently it's today. Sure. Definitely it's a thing, Swansea.
One year in Swansea some people just went"IT'S BEAUJOLAIS DAY!" And everyone else said "it's what?" and they replied "BEAUJOLAIS DAY! We have always celebrated Beaujolais day!" and the people said "Yes, we have always celebrated beaujolais day."

Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Neanderthals and humans
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Hard day, Inara?
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Nothing good on telly? Why not listen to this excellent radio sketch show...
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!

Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE! Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber, Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon. Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
soundcloud.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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The pigeon had replaced the Eagle as the King of the Birds following a coo.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
One year in Swansea some people just went"IT'S BEAUJOLAIS DAY!" And everyone else said "it's what?" and they replied "BEAUJOLAIS DAY! We have always celebrated Beaujolais day!" and the people said "Yes, we have always celebrated beaujolais day."

Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me, today.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It's not China, it's Cylons. I warned you.
MI5's main mistake was employing Gaius Baltar. Place is riddled with Cylons by now, mark my words.
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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"The Home Office has re-assessed Peru and finds that it is no longer the deepest, or the darkest on our list. It is therefore safe for you to return, and we will compel you to do so within 1 week of receipt of this letter. Your marmalade sandwiches have been confiscated in lieu of your costs."
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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They're worried about lack of water in Iran, but if they want rain they can just shuffle the letters around a bit.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.

"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.

"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM