John Moynes
@johnmoynes.bsky.social
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The Luas red line isn't operating between Connolly and The Point so Maria Steen is demanding that the election be scrapped.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
On this day in 1986 Reagan was going to destroy Thailand but he couldn't remember the nuclear code so they had to call it off.
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Oh it's always a day of the week with you.
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These days you can't even say that you have a bomb in your bag and the pilot must take this plane to Cuba because of woke.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
Going set up a Lounge Council which lawyers will immediately understand to be superior to the Bar Council.
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It must be confusing for a jester to be issued with a gag order.
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What if someone hacks into Fine Gael and she ends up learning Russian instead? Exactly.
thejournal.ie
Heather Humphreys has recommitted to learning Irish, 11 years after first making this pledge.
In 2014, Humphreys became the Arts, Heritage and Gaeltacht Minister, but faced criticism due to her lack of Irish.
http://jrnl.ie/6840258
Heather Humphreys says she was too busy to learn Irish before but recommits to learning it for Áras
She first committed to learning Irish when she became the Gaeltacht Minister in 2014.
jrnl.ie
johnmoynes.bsky.social
The South Pole is a real hot spot for cold weather.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
Going to become an influential conservative intellectual by saying things like It's Mr Sandman, not Mrs And Man.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
Remember when that guy went back in time and shot the wrong RFK?
johnmoynes.bsky.social
Interesting piece in the Irish Catholic. Has Candle Culture Gone Too Far?
johnmoynes.bsky.social
I've been reading about the Philadelphia Experiment, an attempt by the US Navy to develop a soft creamy cheese.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
The spiciest cartographer ever was Peri Peri Reiss.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
The Irish legal system relies on the cab rank rule which means barristers have to look over their shoulder when talking to you.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
Oh do pay attention Bond. Now, this might look like a perfectly normal ball point pen, but by manipulating these controls it can write in FOUR different colours.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
The Vatican has realised they don't have a patron saint of AI so they're seeking applications from devout coders willing to die. Must have three years miraculous experience.
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Big heron problem in my area.
A big heron.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
She might WHAT?
catherinegalway.bsky.social
She might pinch your ball or hop on your bike, but she’ll also speak out when required.
There has never been a more important time to elect a President who will be independent of Government.
Vótáil Catherine Connolly #1
johnmoynes.bsky.social
On this day in 1926 Soviet pastry chefs at the Moscow Institute of Dessert (Institutmuskovanomnomnom) unveiled the first Five Year Flan.
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I discovered this when researching an article entitled 30 Facts You Didn't Know About Australia. The article was abandoned when extensive research proved that there are only 27 facts about Australia.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
FACT: Even though Australia is a huge country 98% of the population live within three kilometres of the coast so they won't have to commute too far for their Christmas Dinner of barbecued shrimp with all the trimmings.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
FACT: Even though Australia is a huge country 98% of the population live within three kilometres of the coast so they won't have to commute too far for their Christmas Dinner of barbecued shrimp with all the trimmings.
johnmoynes.bsky.social
I think I might-

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-go for a walk.