Thankfully we live in a Republic where any child can grow up to do this.
If you live in Ireland, remember that in recent memory a single rugby-loving bank CEO cost the taxpayer more than every single welfare recipient in the state COMBINED. #SpeirGorm
I would rather 50 people got benefits they didn't need than 1 went without food or shelter.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thankfully we live in a Republic where any child can grow up to do this.
The pneumatic drill was a groundbreaking invention.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The pneumatic drill was a groundbreaking invention.
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Sweet potato with marshmallow.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sweet potato with marshmallow.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen and not a child in the house washed.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen and not a child in the house washed.
My computer got really racist after I upgraded to Overton Windows 11.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My computer got really racist after I upgraded to Overton Windows 11.
They're playing Christmas music in this pub even though it's still November. Can't wait to see the look on their faces when they realise their mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They're playing Christmas music in this pub even though it's still November. Can't wait to see the look on their faces when they realise their mistake.
Since when did you need a recognised code word to buy a ticket?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Since when did you need a recognised code word to buy a ticket?
Just found a bad apple which means the rest of them must be perfect! Hooray.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just found a bad apple which means the rest of them must be perfect! Hooray.
Remember if you bought frozen thanksgive you should start defrosting it now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Remember if you bought frozen thanksgive you should start defrosting it now.
This has been a hell of a week for journalism. Farage is racist and Penneys clothes are flimsy. It's just bombshell after bombshell.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This has been a hell of a week for journalism. Farage is racist and Penneys clothes are flimsy. It's just bombshell after bombshell.
Write to a politician and demand to know what they will do about WOKE PEACOCK PREVENTS HEARTWARMING IMMIGRANT.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Write to a politician and demand to know what they will do about WOKE PEACOCK PREVENTS HEARTWARMING IMMIGRANT.
The cabbage is absolutely the best vegetable to commemorate a group of religious bigots who were also colossal racists.
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
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Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The cabbage is absolutely the best vegetable to commemorate a group of religious bigots who were also colossal racists.
I have not read RFK's sex poems and I don't intend to. That said, if someone pays me enough I will read them and teach a workshop analysing them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have not read RFK's sex poems and I don't intend to. That said, if someone pays me enough I will read them and teach a workshop analysing them.
Dublin Airport is the correct name. Anything else is dicking about.
The Dáil has heard a suggestion that Dublin Airport be named after the former Taoiseach Sean Lemass.
Any counteroffers?
Any counteroffers?
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dublin Airport is the correct name. Anything else is dicking about.
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After 3 (maybe 4?) years of living in deAn Towers, I finally treated myself to a kitchen table...
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
After 3 (maybe 4?) years of living in deAn Towers, I finally treated myself to a kitchen table...
Remember when Star Trek got cancelled and loads of nerds wrote begging letters and they brought it back and it was a massive success?
Liz Truss. Just saying, like.
Liz Truss. Just saying, like.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Remember when Star Trek got cancelled and loads of nerds wrote begging letters and they brought it back and it was a massive success?
Liz Truss. Just saying, like.
Liz Truss. Just saying, like.
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The futility of doing an ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ style octave-boosting version of whale song is that, due to the acoustic sound transmission qualities of sea water, other whales would have to be no more than 16 inches away to be able to have a good laugh about it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The futility of doing an ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ style octave-boosting version of whale song is that, due to the acoustic sound transmission qualities of sea water, other whales would have to be no more than 16 inches away to be able to have a good laugh about it.
Russia still hasn't declassified the Peig Sayers file and MI6 won't say if Vasily Mitrokhin managed to copy any of it. I guess my generation will never hear the truth.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Russia still hasn't declassified the Peig Sayers file and MI6 won't say if Vasily Mitrokhin managed to copy any of it. I guess my generation will never hear the truth.
I'm surprised this wasn't already the case.
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'm surprised this wasn't already the case.
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Be More Romanian.
youtu.be/3eUjOV0ZlSQ?...
youtu.be/3eUjOV0ZlSQ?...
When Romania Executed Its Dictator on Live TV
YouTube video by Penguin History
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Be More Romanian.
youtu.be/3eUjOV0ZlSQ?...
youtu.be/3eUjOV0ZlSQ?...
Meeting a friend for a couple of pints later but I just can't think of any vulgar roasts. I suppose I'll have to cancel.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Meeting a friend for a couple of pints later but I just can't think of any vulgar roasts. I suppose I'll have to cancel.
Experimental folklorists at University College Dublin have created a new form of ghost. The spectre remained stable in the Large Fomor Collider for over three milliseconds before splitting into a banshee and a pooka.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Experimental folklorists at University College Dublin have created a new form of ghost. The spectre remained stable in the Large Fomor Collider for over three milliseconds before splitting into a banshee and a pooka.
This a key to a good comedy. There are others.
the reason the remake works so well is because it basically understood the key to a good comedy is just packing in as many jokes as possible because if one doesn't work you have forgotten about it by the time another one which does work arrives
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This a key to a good comedy. There are others.