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John Moynes
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Poet, comedian, tall
Youtube just suggested a video called "Why Did the Nazis Flee to Argentina?" and I'm no historyologist but I reckon it may have had something to do with losing the world war.
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Pretty ballsy move by Wahlberg to annex the longest festival in the liturgical calendar.
Giving up being in terrible movies for Lent
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Great to see that this is going ahead. The festival line up has already had a few ch ch ch changes.
February 18, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Bono is a Hoxton.
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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There is power in a union 💪🏻 @forsatradeunion.bsky.social
February 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Lol.
February 18, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I asked ChatGPT to bring all the boys to the yard.
February 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Captain America's restaurant on Grafton Street should be called Captain Greenland's.
A Dublin city councillor has proposed reducing contacts with US government, given its crimes. Although it’s unclear exactly what the council could do on this front.
Dublin city councillor proposes reducing contacts with US government, given its crimes
Although it’s unclear exactly what the council could do on this front.
www.dublininquirer.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 AM
The basement toilets in the International Bar on Wicklow Street have been renamed the Donald J Trump Plaza.
February 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
According to Britain's best ever historian Geoffrey of Monmouth c. 1095 – c. 1155 Stonehenge was built using rocks that Merlin took from Ireland so if the Brits want to rejoin the EU we'll be having all that back.
February 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
He looks thrilled.
February 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Turns out Pam Ayers was getting bribes from Big Dentistry. Disgusting.
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I used to work with Antóin. He's a talented and lovely guy.
When Donegal Gaeltacht writer Antóin Beag Ó Colla was 10, homosexuality was illegal in Ireland, he told the Journal as a short film about a trans teenager attending a Gaeltacht Summer college is due to be filmed in the county. jrnl.ie/6956238t
Gaeltacht writer looking forward to returning home to produce short film about transgender teen
Despite his own experience growing up gay in the Gaeltacht, the co-writer of Fear has said he learned a great deal researching and writing this script.
jrnl.ie
February 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Youghal, y'all.
Youghal elected Jewish mayors in 1555, 1569, 1576 and 1581

"Youghal is the first town in either Ireland or Britain to have a Jewish mayor when William Annyas or William Moses Annyas Eanes (Ben Yohanan) was elected Mayor of Youghal in 1555."

www.patrickcomerford.com/2021/08/when...
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
You know what's more intimidating than the Russian navy? The Dun Laoghaire Rathdown navy.
⚡️Kremlin threatens to deploy navy if Europe seizes more Russian shadow fleet vessels.

Presidential aide Nikolai Patrushev, who had served as head of the FSB intelligence agency as well as secretary of the Security Council, made the threats on Feb. 17.
Kremlin threatens to deploy navy if Europe seizes more Russian shadow fleet vessels
Presidential aide Nikolai Patrushev called the European raids on shadow fleet ships "piracy," and expressed concern that the next step would be a full-fledged blockade.
kyivindependent.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
British people really do say Pancake Day instead of Pancake Tuesday and I'm not saying it's the worst thing British people have ever done but it's definitely in the top two worst things the British have ever done at home.
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Opening an upmarket boxing club called Pret A Rumble.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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I’m reading a book about the inventor of 9mm pistols. It’s a semi-auto biography.

…No, YOU shut up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Good news! The Government had paused its review of SNA allocations.

This will give the Minister a chance to engage meaningfully with schools and others on a better way to plan and manage SNA supports. And a chance to recognise the work that SNAs do, and the funding versus the needs.
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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NEW DIGITAL RELEASES+++ STLs of some Meddling Kids to accompany the recent vehicle: Sleuth, Brainbox, Danger Magnet, Scaredy Cat and of course the Great Dane. Available in white metal soon!

www.myminifactory.com/users/Crooke...

#crookeddice #3d #3DPrinting #myminifactory #stls
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
FACT: Chinese Pancake Tuesday takes place on the third Monday in April.
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I honestly didn't know they had printers in Tipperary.
Once again, I must remind people, there is a Rage Against the Machine tribute act from Tipperary called... Fecking Ragin'

I've seen them and they do, indeed, Rock 🤟
February 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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A horse walks into a bar. We never find out why. Historians only record the words of the barman. Disgusting.
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Is mheall sí é gan aon agó
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM