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John Moynes
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Poet, comedian, tall
Michael's a young lad, so he doesn't remember how this works. It's not about not getting a divorce, it's about not being allowed to get one. Unless you're rich.
She’s just describing marriage? You can absolutely enter a marriage where you don’t get divorced, just… don’t get divorced?
Maria Steen, she of the Holy Handbag, argues in the Times that we should introduce a form of marriage with "no possibility of divorce." Maybe she is too young to remember that we already tried this. It ended very badly for some - that's why we introduced divorce.
#FeckOffIona
February 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This changes EVERYTHING
Harry Styles looks handsome in new photo.
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Can't afford real actors? Can't make AI work for you? Advertisers have only one recorse-
February 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Apparently there's a TV show where a Fianna Fáil county councillor tries to get a job on the Fellowship of the Ring and I think we've made enough TV shows now.
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Musk's politics are a progression of trying to eliminate people who look like they're having fun because that's his only plan to become a comparitively fun guy.
Btw, what “Scots-Irish” means is Protestant. No Irish Catholics allowed. Certainly no southern or eastern Europeans, much less Jews.
February 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
This is what my grandmother told me. Here are 800 words before her recipe for toast.
ingredients are the backbone of most dishes
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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If the Stardust Victims were “unlawfully killed”, then someone unlawfully killed them.

#JusticeForThe48
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It's time for Wales to sit the Isle of Man down and have a chat about doing flags properly. I mean, any country would have locus standi, but Wales have the best flag so it should be them.
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
No.
February 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm really glad that Games Workshop don't do the OG genestealer cult limos in plastic because I will never afford one of these armies.
February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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EXT: Day. The grave of Noel Edmonds. A figure lies face down in the freshly dug soil, sobbing inconsolably.
CAPTION: GREYFRIARS BLOBBY.
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Musk can't even spell Scots.
February 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
It's weird that people are posting this sort of thing because you're only supposed to say it at SWP meetings, but never in public or at PBP events.
Saw a post that was like: actually mass unemployment caused by automation is good because labour = exploitation and anyway we need to break the power of the bourgeois artisan class if we are to achieve the dictatorship of the proletariat
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
These things will not happen.
Donald Trump said members of his so-called Board of Peace have pledged $5 billion (€4.2 billion) towards rebuilding war-ravaged Gaza and will commit thousands of personnel to international stabilisation and police forces for the territory jrnl.ie/6958110
Trump says Board of Peace will unveil $5 billion in Gaza reconstruction pledges
The president did not say which member nations were making the pledges for reconstruction or would contribute personnel to a stabilisation force.
jrnl.ie
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Standing ovation.
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Good to see that some people still remember the REAL meaning of Christmas.
the single most celebrated holiday in the world is various countries observing a national holiday to mark when they kicked the English out
I thought disliking the English was the shared culture for all the world’s people
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Not trying to boast or anything but I just got a text message from a retired Canadian civil engineer.
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
One of the weirdest parts of the recent Brit Labour nonsense is that they were hiring a PR firm to investigate people. Did they also hire a private detective to write their ads?
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Rubio is partially correct. They do not want allies.
This message from the US State Department about "not wanting allies to be shackled by guilt and shame" is a pretty direct call-out to the German far-right argument that Germany has spent too long feeling guilty about the Holocaust, and needs to move on and stop doing remembrance.
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Found an old issue of Pravda with a fascinating article about a hamster that ate Freddie Starr.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
A gritty reboot of The Lady and the Tramp.
February 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I want to read this.
1940 Irish language scif-fi book Manannán by Máiréad Ní Ghráda
It is the first Mecha Robot outside of Japan and mention of a Gravity assist in fiction. It was never republished or translated.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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We’ve started a new comic strip called Dog’s Worst Friend. We’d love if you followed and shared. Thanks!
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
In the Peanuts comic strip Snoopy is a World War 1 pilot but the American armed forces didn't allow dogs to fly planes until 1967.
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM