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John Moynes
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Poet, comedian, tall
You know what's more intimidating than the Russian navy? The Dun Laoghaire Rathdown navy.
⚡️Kremlin threatens to deploy navy if Europe seizes more Russian shadow fleet vessels.

Presidential aide Nikolai Patrushev, who had served as head of the FSB intelligence agency as well as secretary of the Security Council, made the threats on Feb. 17.
Kremlin threatens to deploy navy if Europe seizes more Russian shadow fleet vessels
Presidential aide Nikolai Patrushev called the European raids on shadow fleet ships "piracy," and expressed concern that the next step would be a full-fledged blockade.
kyivindependent.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
British people really do say Pancake Day instead of Pancake Tuesday and I'm not saying it's the worst thing British people have ever done but it's definitely in the top two worst things the British have ever done at home.
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Opening an upmarket boxing club called Pret A Rumble.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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I’m reading a book about the inventor of 9mm pistols. It’s a semi-auto biography.

…No, YOU shut up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Good news! The Government had paused its review of SNA allocations.

This will give the Minister a chance to engage meaningfully with schools and others on a better way to plan and manage SNA supports. And a chance to recognise the work that SNAs do, and the funding versus the needs.
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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NEW DIGITAL RELEASES+++ STLs of some Meddling Kids to accompany the recent vehicle: Sleuth, Brainbox, Danger Magnet, Scaredy Cat and of course the Great Dane. Available in white metal soon!

www.myminifactory.com/users/Crooke...

#crookeddice #3d #3DPrinting #myminifactory #stls
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
FACT: Chinese Pancake Tuesday takes place on the third Monday in April.
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I honestly didn't know they had printers in Tipperary.
Once again, I must remind people, there is a Rage Against the Machine tribute act from Tipperary called... Fecking Ragin'

I've seen them and they do, indeed, Rock 🤟
February 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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A horse walks into a bar. We never find out why. Historians only record the words of the barman. Disgusting.
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Is mheall sí é gan aon agó
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The One Where Monica Invents The Geller Field is the most disturbing episode.
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 AM
This is literally the only way they can keep people using faceboook.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf

It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
FACT: The Church of the Three Patrons in Rathgar contains the finger bones of St Pancake.
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Is the FIFA Peace Prize an annual thing now or do they only give it out when someone is really really peaceful?
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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“…they don’t know why.”

It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
The war against Pancake Tuesday is not going well comrades.
February 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Can anyone recommend purveyors of good handmade soap in Dublin? Thanks in advance.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Odlums’s website is down for maintenance. The ONE night anybody would be visiting the Odlums website
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
No, because Trump has never been that coherent.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Motion to portmanteau "portmanteau word" to portmord.
Motion to portmanteau “phone number” to phumber.
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It's weird that Cadbury still go with "How do you eat yours?" for the creme eggs when everyone just unwraps them and eats them and never has a conversation about eating strategy.
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Is mheall sí é gan aon agó
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
A horse walks into a bar. We never find out why. Historians only record the words of the barman. Disgusting.
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM