John Moynes
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John Moynes
@johnmoynes.bsky.social
Poet, comedian, tall
That's the least flattering photo ever taken of Paul McGann.
February 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It's time to unblock your ears.

You heard that line in tune when you read it.
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
In my day we watched the Muppets on one device. The telly.
*everyone on the bus applauds*
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
She fucking has.
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
They're not traditionally measured in millimetres.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
An affordable second hand copy has never coincided with me having disposable cash.
February 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Can confirm.
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Happy etc.
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I was going to joke about that post being LGBT erasure but I'm too tired to deal with people thinking I mean it.
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I hope the series sells well and you don't get hit with the wooden spoon.
February 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Getting the chance to do this is precisely why she didn't run for president in the first place.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
By the way, I have a story that might, with some digging, make a fascinating episode for you. We must pint soon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM