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Donaeld the Unready
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Unreadier than ever, but still Making Mercia Geat Again! Draining the fens into my hoard.
Waking up to find out no wickets have been lost on Day 3 overnight, England are definitely improving in this First Test.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Spotted in the press.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who's in the right? Who's in the far right?
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not sure that this short form of cricket will catch on.
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Sounds like socialism won that showdown then
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"I am the alpha and the omega mega white thing, mega mega, shouting lager lager lager lager."
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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For those of you in the UK, especially if you are a UK citizen, can you please take part in the consultation on changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain (Settlement) that were just proposed by the UK government. We need as many people as possible to reject these proposals. www.gov.uk/government/c...
Earned settlement
The government is consulting on how the current settlement system should be reformed and how those reforms should be implemented.
www.gov.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Yes, the engine flew off in this case but I'd like to stress that is not typical".

Those poor fucks, just a horrific series of images to describe having no chance.
there are some pictures out from the preliminary investigation into the UPS crash and holy fuck it’s American 191 all over again

there was no saving that plane
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fred and Rose West had some clear rules for guests.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"The Home Office has re-assessed Peru and finds that it is no longer the deepest, or the darkest on our list. It is therefore safe for you to return, and we will compel you to do so within 1 week of receipt of this letter. Your marmalade sandwiches have been confiscated in lieu of your costs."
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Labour have finally unlocked the "Tommy Robinson approves of our immigration policy" achievement badge.

It has taken 16 months, but their journey to an irredeemably vile party now seems complete.

They are the enemy now. Not the only enemy. But they are as much the enemy as the Tories ever were.
Not everyone is unhappy about the Government's descent into anti-refugee politics
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Nostalgia was so much better back then.
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975

“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
One thing that fucked me off about the Celebrity Traitors was all the Faithfuls constantly saying "These Traitors are so brilliant, they're so clever". NO. They're not, you're just crab-bucketing anyone who speaks up. They're not clever, they're just a small cabal with insider info.

Anyway, Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Yours noncingly."
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The US Mint: you know it makes cents.
The US Mint has ended production of the penny after 230 years.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Prof Rosemary Cramp. Exceptional archaeologist who didn't suffer fools but did enjoy a joke or three.
Right, enough of James Watson - who's a senior academic you've met who's been an utter delight?

I'll go first: Jocelyn Bell Burnell
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Akkademia.
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Whatever else comes out once the attack on the ECML train last night, this alone is a credit to the train crew, driver, and signalling team.

Huntingdon was the first possible stop. In a highly stressful situation and improvising a plan the train lost just 3 minutes vs line speed to get there.
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Not so sure about Andrew's new title but I suppose it is at least accurate.
Face it, we ALL need to know MOAR about the HORNY SPONGES! #spongeThursday!
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nice to see baseball finally admit that 5 days is the correct length of time for a proper game of sport.
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
But have you seen a photo of him? More like Isaac Thotiner amirite?
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Cygnet failures
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM