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Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
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Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
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Ben from Crudely Drawn Swords @glenatron.bsky.social · 2h
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2h
The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 8h
If you're nearby it's Swansea Art Weekend this weekend. There's all sorts of highbrow stuff, and also this VERY intellectual Art Pub Quiz in Elysium 4pm Sunday, hosted by me and a mysterious figure called THE CURATOR.

I am very proud of the 'identify a painting by a sound effect' round.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 1d
But printers are the only one telling the truth about primary colours. Cyan, yellow, magenta. The red, yellow, blue thing is a psyop
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 12h
Badenoch slagging off English degrees. As someone with a degree with the word 'media' in it, it's nice to have a rest.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 1d
Not really sure what a psyop is, mind
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 1d
But printers are the only one telling the truth about primary colours. Cyan, yellow, magenta. The red, yellow, blue thing is a psyop
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 2d
TWISTED METAL IS ON THE IPLAYER!!!! I've been trying to get so many people to watch this, it's brilliant and gory and silly, but it was on Paramount and only Star Trek people have Paramount.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 2d
We had a lettuce outlive a PM, with France's latest the milk hadn't even turned.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 2d
But you've always got a cold
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 2d
We had a lettuce outlive a PM, with France's latest the milk hadn't even turned.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 2d
TWISTED METAL IS ON THE IPLAYER!!!! I've been trying to get so many people to watch this, it's brilliant and gory and silly, but it was on Paramount and only Star Trek people have Paramount.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 3d
Same! But I don't think it's worth watching now as I've probably got the gist of it
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
No one on Star Trek takes photos. Isn't that weird?
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
Another Star Trek thought: do they have daytime TV equivalents on the holodeck? Like Holodeck Homes Under The Hammer? Is there a holographic David Dickenson they can wander around holographic car boots sales with?
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
those tertris costumes are like something I'd throw together out of cardboard the day before a gig #totp
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
We don't speak of the time we went to Zumba and for some reason had to dance to the Birdie Song #TOTP
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
Two more!
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
A lot of belly buttons in 1998 #TOTP
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
sex gives you belly buttons??!
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
was a relief some years later when we could all pull our trousers up properly.
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
A lot of belly buttons in 1998 #TOTP
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
Well thanks #totp now I remember owning a Teddy bear back pack when I was definitely too old for a Teddy bear backpack
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
a nice walk simulator. Makes sense in the Delta Quadrant
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 5d
Another Star Trek thought: do they have daytime TV equivalents on the holodeck? Like Holodeck Homes Under The Hammer? Is there a holographic David Dickenson they can wander around holographic car boots sales with?
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