Tom Smyth
@tomsmyth.bsky.social
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writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
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mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!
i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?
i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop
law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing
you’re telling me a june dianed this raphael???
my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show

that was the exact moment i gained consciousness
everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram
i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs
sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent
once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them
i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by
there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo
i love hearing about an actor “circling a project”

it creates such a beautiful visual
they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium
she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???
need a boyfriend just so i can sing easy street with him and his sister who runs an orphanage
devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street
my first daughter will be named em dash