Tom Smyth
@tomsmyth.bsky.social
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writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
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mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!
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i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?
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i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop
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law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing
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you’re telling me a june dianed this raphael???
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my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show

that was the exact moment i gained consciousness
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everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
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jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram
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i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs
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sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent
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once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them
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i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by
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there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo
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i love hearing about an actor “circling a project”

it creates such a beautiful visual
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they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium
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she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
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all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???
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need a boyfriend just so i can sing easy street with him and his sister who runs an orphanage
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devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street
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my first daughter will be named em dash