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Toon Army Tulsa

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Jesmond born, Aussie raised, living in T-Town. A Newcastle United supporter group based in Tulsa Oklahoma. “And maybe, this time, WILL be different.” 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇴 #NUFC

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · Mar 20

Since we all haven’t cried enough already - here’s BDB’s goal to Titanic music, which makes all sports highlights better. #NUFC

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 4h

Tells me when we do make our inevitable run, we’ll climb the table quite quickly.

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 6h

Definitely. I wasn’t sure about the financial implications but it makes sense.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 9h

That’s not accurate though is it? PSG have one of the toughest draws with matchups against Bayern and Barcelona. Conversely Pafos drew Kairat and Monaco.

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 10h

Do the pots ultimately matter that much in terms of draw difficulty? Either way we play against 2 teams from each pot.

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 1d

How has no one investigated stoppage time in these Liverpool matches when they’re trailing. It’s so fucking blatant at this point. #NUFC

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 2d

What did this poor lad ever do to you guys?

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 2d

Equal parts horrific and glorious. Maybe 60/40.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 2d

Also not sure why everyone thinks he had no preseason. He had a week in Austria, trained at Sociedad, trained away from the team, etc.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 3d

Just heard the same thing - I’ve got family there as well ❤️. Rocking my Brann scarf today.

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 3d

I’m a photic sneezer so I just burn my retinas looking into the sun until the sneeze comes out.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 3d

Dimples FC 😁

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 3d

Football fan only now realizing how petty football fans can be. Bless.

PhillyRed @philyred.bsky.social · 3d

Newcastle fans obsession with Isak is wild. Just search NUFC and 90% of their fans post is about Isak.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 3d

If true or partly true, I don’t think it’s a huge surprise. The frequency of his groin injuries and having to manage minutes around those injuries was already troubling.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 4d

Great news but give the man a pay raise. He deserves it.

The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 4d

Sandro Tonali has another three full seasons to run on his contract, plus Newcastle hold the option of extending it by a further year, due to a secret deal handed to the midfielder during his 10-month suspension for gambling offences.

✍️ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social and @georgecaulkin.bsky.social

Sandro Tonali signed secret Newcastle contract extension after gambling ban

The Italian's Newcastle terms actually run until 2030, rather than the publicly reported 2028.

www.nytimes.com

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 4d

If it’s #NUFC fans on Bluesky, we’re Toonscrolling.

Sharpie @sharpinsky.bsky.social · 4d

If it’s bottles of beer formerly brewed in Newcastle upon Tyne and famous around the globe, it’s Broonscrolling.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 4d

I love when we win and I can play where’s Waldo with Lewis Hall. #NUFC

Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 5d

UNITED 🤩

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

I can pretty much guarantee both Bruno and Gordon’s penalty shouts would have been given for PSG, Barca, Madrid, … #NUFC

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

And it gets even more stupid in the knockout stage.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

Lol. Same. I was out of my seat frozen.

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

Big Nick has some of the softest feet I’ve seen on a big man. Some unreal control, one touch passing, and link up play tonight. #NUFC

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

Gordon has England’s left wing locked up. Maybe the best overall match I’ve seen him play. So many outstanding performances all around today. It’s beautiful to watch when everything clicks. #NUFC

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

The tempo of that first half was mental. I’m worn out 😅 #NUFC

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

“If anyone has a reason why these two should not be joined in marriage, speak n-“

OH FUCK OFF REF

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

Classic Mourinho team. Well organized and hard to break down. No super prolific attacking threat but will make you suffer.

Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 5d

😂😂😂