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I’ve heard of a false flag but this is ridiculous! folks,,
lol, now they're saying the Nazi flag is an "optical illusion"
you would be disgusted by how ready I am
The Japanese parent company of 7-Eleven is betting billions of dollars that it can expand its business in the U.S. by making its convenience stores more like the food meccas they are in Japan. nyti.ms/3KTwGve
which means the era of appreciating The Last Wave might also finally be upon us
I for one am shocked that the Hitler Youth wing of the American Hitler Party loves Hitler
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
talking about any award ceremony is irredeemable nerd shit, unless of course it’s the Oscars in which case everyone should be exclusively firing off their hottest takes for a week straight
‘let’s all spend 3 days talking about the Hasselblad Award and who wants one’
^ what you dorks sound like
how is this guy so fuckin dumb lmao
What do people think about giving working class Americans a $2000 tariff relief check for the unfair tax that has driven their grocery and housing prices up?
BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna, a California Democrat, is proposing $2,000 payments to Americans making under $100,000
there is an inherent evil to photography
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
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Perfect time, finally, to eminent domain every last Trump property in New York City and turn them all into affordable housing.
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genuinely crying at this one
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Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years
honestly going to get so much schadenfreude when they yank him off the air for no reason too
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this dumbass forgot about Ghost Amendments
"And for all the concern about the First Amendment ... what about all the amendments that Charlie Kirk lost? Because Charlie Kirk has no amendments right now."

- Kayleigh McEnany
an awe-inspiring wave of 65 year old recruits
Exclusive from @nbcnews.com: Pentagon leaders are considering a recruiting campaign centered around Charlie Kirk. Possible slogans discussed include "Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors" and there's talk of using TPUSA chapters as recruitment centers. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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Democrats can stop narrating and start acting