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Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21h

The first dance party at the Donald J. Trump Memorial Ballroom

Creeping Terror

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Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21h

He really just plugged that into ChatGPT huh

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21h

[whispers] fart fart fart poop poo peepee

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 21h

Chris Cillizza is one of the dumbest, most dishonest people on the planet

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[whispers] But doesn't our "heritage" also include lots of the monuments Democrats wanted to take down?
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Chelsea Clinton on East Wing demolition: "This is what happens when we take a wrecking ball to our heritage"

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21h

The moment where he belches is better comic timing than the Marx Bros.

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 22h

Really not enough people are making jokes about LBJ ordering pants

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Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 22h

The ombudsman has weighed in

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 1d

The most dangerous byproduct of all this Platner stuff is the chance that Jon Stewart’s IRRESISTIBLE (2020) may become relevant

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 1d

Was thrown out by judge who now

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 1d

JUST IN: Rep. Ronny Jackson's lawsuit against Gov. Gavin Newsom over California's redistricting effort was thrown out today by Judge Matt Kacsmaryk.

Jackson failed to show he faced a cognizable injury from CA's redistricting plan, Kacsmaryk says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 1d

Cancelable opinion: Attack of the Clones is the best of all post-original trilogy Star Wars except Last Jedi and Rogue One

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 1d

The next administration will sue all those companies for the funds necessary to unfuck the White House, and then John Roberts will shut it down, because, after all, payoffs in the form of settlements are a kind of bribery

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 1d

Most unfuckable cover that doesn’t feature Ben Shapiro

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Peepeego Doodooturdte

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Refer to a woman without commenting on her attractiveness challenge

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump calls on a woman reporter: "Yes, red hair. Beautiful red hair. Who are you with?"

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

It’s not so he can stay there forever. It’s so all future presidents will have to live in the house he built

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Why is Trump demolishing and rebuilding the White House? For the same reason John Travolta (as Castor Troy) cut up his face just before Nic Cage (as Sean Archer) killed him, so that every morning he’d have to look in the mirror and see his mortal enemy even long after he was gone

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Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

That’s one way to follow up your feminist slasher trilogy

Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 2d

Johnny Depp will reportedly play Ebenezer Scrooge in Ti West’s EBENEZER: A CHRISTMAS CAROL, with Andrea Riseborough (Possessor) also attached to star in the film.

‘Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol’ – Ti West Directing Dickens Tale With Johnny Depp as Scrooge

While Robert Eggers plans his own dark take on A Christmas Carol starring Willem Dafoe, Deadline reports that Ti West (X, Pearl, MaXXXine) is taking his own crack at the classic tale. Johnny Depp will...

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Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Ballroom is the president’s main priority

Transcript of a phone conversation between LBJ and the CEO of Haggar slacks in which LBJ says “Yeah. Now, another thing: the crotch, down where your nurs hang, is always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. They’re like riding a wire fence.”

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Its over man, pack it up

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Area 51?

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

Sick?

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

The Seventh Victim!

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

One of the reasons I like this is that some of the most annoying online people will hate it

politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 3d

Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history

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Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 2d

He should be mad he’s ranked behind James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Herbert Hoover, and himself

David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 2d

Trump said today that he gets mad when people rank him behind Lincoln as top president. Lincoln freed the slaves, while Trump freed George Santos. Pathetic stuff.

Spookulously Scary @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 3d

It is very easy to not cover your body in Nazi imagery. Very easy

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3d

the through line of "got an accidental nazi tattoo while drunk" to "regularly takes shirt off at the bar" to "starts a senate campaign with no experience and no plan to address any of this" to "gets a terrible coverup overnight" is "total lack of judgment and impulse control"

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