tragicallynerdy | jim/ed 4eva
@tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
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your fav queer canadian who writes fanfic about pirates and noodles about. tealoranges, Jim rare ships, and garlic soup fan. mid-30s, they/them. Co-captain of @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social & @ofmdrareships.bsky.social! Mod of @ofmdevents.bsky.social‬.
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tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
Truly one of the best rare ships (but I am incredibly biased obviously 😂)
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
There's so so much smut in this one 😂
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
SO fun!!!! So happy!!! Great times for everyone!!!
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
LMAO if I knew how to make a feed 😂😂
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
okay apparently i just keep forgetting to ever use the nsfw tag thing marking my wip snippets as nsfw so apologies to anyone who accidentally reads porn?? maybe don't follow me if you don't wanna see porn 😂
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
your wish is my command 😂 it's gonna be FUN and SAD and hopefully finished someday 🤣
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
it's Thursday but here's a wip snippet anyway - Jim and Ed fucking in a public bathroom style

(Jim/Ed, from the next Remington Steele AU fic, which will be so so fun and so so happy I promise*)

*this is a lie
NSFW text reading: 

The door back into the bar opens, music swelling for a brief moment, then shuts again with a bang. Silence – or as much silence as they can get with the music still pounding through – floods the bathroom.

The tenuous hold he’s had on himself disappears. Ed picks up his pace, pounding into Jim, hips slapping with every thrust. Gasping into their ear, gripping them so tight that he knows he’ll have to check for bruises later. Heat spreads through his gut, balls tightening, rhythm faltering. He’s so close, he’s so fucking close – 

“Just fucking do it,” Jim rasps, head turning towards him, mouth finding his, “come, you motherfucker –“ 

They’re not the one in charge here. Ed is the one giving the orders, not Jim, and he’s making decisions about this whole scene, even if he’ll regret them later. It doesn’t fucking matter. As soon as Jim tells him to come, it’s over. They kiss him, and he’s coming, burying himself in them and holding – 

There’s no elegance here. No grace, no love, no tenderness. Just a bathroom fuck, rough brick walls and rusted metal doors. Vending machine lube and Jim’s spit and this isn’t the place for a soft comedown, or for aftercare, or anything that Ed would usually insist on. 

The most he gets is Jim, softening in his arms, letting him kiss them and hold them for five. Ten. Twenty. Thirty. Forty-five seconds – 

Jim breaks the kiss. Turns away. Lets go of his arms, and it’s over.
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ansitru.bsky.social
I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺

#artWIP
A WIP embroidery piece, with a sword and mace chzrm, spikes and letter beads.

The beads read "this email could have been a duel | fight me"
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
It's how I learned to knit and it's the beeest
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
Also the shorts have amazing pockets???? Can't get pockets for shit on women's pants but these fuckin men's pj shorts have beautiful deep pockets
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
I got myself a new pj set with button down shirt for post top surgery and it's the prettiest teal I'm so happy
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mahnah.bsky.social
Happy #TakeTwoTuesday enjoy this lovely Olu looking utterly delicious 🫶🏽😏

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Fanart of Oluwande from OFMD, leaning on his outstretched arms with his chest out and his legs stretched behind him. He is lounging on a white fur rug that has oranges sporadically placed on it around him. He wears a teal corset and skirt, with the corset loosened showing off his chest and stomach. He wears sheer white gloves to his elbow with white flowers on them. He is also wearing a teal head wrap, teal hoop earrings and a pearl necklace. He stares at the camera with small smile. The words "OLUWANDE BOODHARI, SEASON'S BREAKPUT MODEL 2025" are on the right side of him. The words "PHOTOGRAPHY BY: ZHENG YI SAO" are at the bottom left below the fur rug. The background is a light pink with the text being a darker shade of pink.
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mahnah.bsky.social
How about and oldie but a goodie? 💜✨️✨️

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Fanart of trans Ed, posing with his arms up and holding his hair up out of his face. His face is turned to the side, eyes closed with a happy expression on his face. He is wearing an earring and a string of pearls and has bars through his nipples. He doesn't have top surgery, you can see the hair and stretch marks on his tummy. His tattoos and scars are all golden while the rest of him is in shades of purple. In the background you see green carnations and forget me knots following his silhouette. All against a darker purple background.
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dracothelizard.bsky.social
YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE FULL PICTURE 🔥🔥🔥

#garlicsoup
hybridsignalzine.bsky.social
🧜‍♂️CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🐉
Here's a preview of the lovely art piece by @draw-just-draw.bsky.social! See the full work in our zine, available now!
Graphic on black background with gold borders; top right text reads 'hybrid signal an OFMD monster zine'. Bottom left text reads 'YouMustDraw'.
Center is a preview of an art piece, showing a blue slime Oluwande, posing alluringly and winking.
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
I can't remember how long either of my tattoos took but I hope your new ones go so well!!