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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️

@dracothelizard.bsky.social

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Here for the gay pirates. Fandom Old. 🇪🇺. Multishipper. Mod for the Gateway Server. Will yell about Hammertime and timezones. Occasionally I share explicit fic so 🔞. I wrote that Stede/the Revenge fic where she has his dinghy.

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 9d

September fic round-up!

If You Open Up Your Mind - WIP, canon era, Stizzy with Ed/Stede. Stede tells Ed & Izzy about that dream he had in which he penetrated Izzy with his sword, and for some reason Ed thinks that dream means Stede wants to have sex with Izzy.

archiveofourown.org/works/71552331

If You Open Up Your Mind - Chapter 1 - Dracothelizard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1h

More people should consider Frenchie/Roach 👀

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1h

Did Izzy kiss Wee John's hand FOR NOTHING???

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H ✨ @rueforyou.bsky.social · 15h

Signs ups for Canyon Christmas 2025 are officially open! ❄️

This year we're all about stocking fillers, small, sweet treats to bring a little moment of holiday joy - the chocolate orange of fanworks if you will.

Form below, anticipated questions below that!

docs.google.com/forms/d/1Y_5...

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 6h

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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TabbyStardust 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @tabbystardust.bsky.social · 7h

Happy Kinktober! 🥰

What do you think is making him blush like that? 🤭 (Maybe Ed is about to test a new set of nipple clamps on him...? 👀)

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/72204831

#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw

Fan art of Stede Bonnet bound with rope against a mast. His arms are pulled up and he's wearing a leather collar and a ball gag with a head harness. Ropes crossing his chest are attached to the ring on the collar. The gag is making him drool. He is blushing and looking at something/someone outside of the picture.

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 6h

Good news, we're allowed to share our works! archiveofourown.org/works/72239741 Happy Frenchie Friday! #ofmd #frenchiefriday

Relationships: Frenchie & Roach (Our Flag Means Death) Fang & Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death) Fang & Roach (Our Flag Means Death)

Characters: Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death) Roach (Our Flag Means Death) Fang (Our Flag Means Death) Izzy Hands

Additional Tags:

Canon Era Supernatural Elements POV Roach (Our Flag Means Death) Curses Frenchie-centric (Our Flag Means Death) Roach-centric (Our Flag Means Death) Catboy Frenchie Frenchie Needs a Hug (Our Flag Means Death) Pre-Slash Animal Transformation

Summary:

The water sprite sways closer to Frenchie. “You fell in me. You’re covered in me. It’s enough.”

“Enough for what?” Frenchie leans back, his eyes darting all over the sprite and over to Roach. He keeps his head lifted, trying not to show how nervous he is.

“To turn you into a monster over the next day and night. Enough time for you to fetch your friend. Enough time to repay me.” The sprite sways over to Roach. “If the payment is fair, I will undo my curse on your friend.”

Roach takes Frenchie out for a spa day like he did with Fang, but whoops! The water sprite of the stream they visit is still annoyed at their lack of gratitude. Roach and Frenchie better bring back Fang and make amends, or Frenchie is stuck with his curse forever...

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 7h

Looks like something we should add to @thegatewayserver.bsky.social !

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OFMD ao3 tags @ofmdao3.bsky.social · 2d

Stede has a ravishment kink

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 8h

Agreed with Rue - maybe you can revisit the gender / sexuality stuff later on but for *now* you're allowed to say you don't think it is beneficial or useful

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 9h

Lucius complains about it every time but also goes along with it and loudly insists he needs the mildest option please 😂

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 9h

Does the vision include huddling for warmth? 👀😂

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 9h

I kind of want Lucius to be unexpectedly good with spicy food 😂 he just doesn't like it very much

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 9h

Bad photoshop day you say? 👀

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 6d

Well, we promised you an example of what we want for Bad Photoshop Day next Sunday… and here it is. Can you find a more unlikely situation and combine it with worse photoshop skills? Have a go with us on Sunday 12th!
#whittlinhands
#sprizzywithextrapete

A scene from the classic film Singin’ in the Rain featuring Donald O’Connor, Debbie Reynolds and Gene Kelly dancing. The two men wear grey suits and white shirts, and Debbie is in a blue dress. They’re mid-tap dance. Over their heads have been (badly) photoshopped the faces of Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad), Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) and Black Pete (Matt Maher). Izzy’s face is from a screenshot of the Oooh Daddy scene #sorrynotsorry

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 9h

Pete 100% insists he loves spicy food, the hotter the better, he's definitely eaten all the peppers without flinching!!

...he just happens to prefer to eat spicy food in private. To really enjoy it.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s think about Pete a bit more… what do you think is his favorite meal? Does he like a slice of 40 orange cake, or a nice bowl of fish stew? Or is he a hard-tack-and-an-orange ‘proper pirate food’ man?
#whittlinhandsweekend
#whittlinhands

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 12h

His whole 'there's a lot you don't know about me 😏' and then admitting five seconds later that the whittling is it.

And obviously shoutout to 'they must be really into Geomettry'.

Sprizzy everyday! @xoxosprizzy.bsky.social · 13h

He’s the Dread Black Pete, right hand man of the famous Blackbeard… (in his dreams). He’s Lucius’ boyfriend and finger whittler extraordinaire, and he’s the leather crew’s S1 punchbag. But what’s your favourite canon Pete moment?
#whittlinhands #whittlinhandsweekend

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 1d

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things

if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 13h

Looks like something for @thegatewayserver.bsky.social to share and list as well!

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Elaine McGoff @elainemcgoff.bsky.social · 1d

Citizens petition on this moronic proposal here: weplanet.yourmovement.org/p/noconfusio...

Stop the EU’s Ban on “Meaty” Words for Plant-Based Foods

Sign now

weplanet.yourmovement.org

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 13h

They are gonna pine for each other sooooooo much and Jim is gonna get so bloodied up after protecting Oluwande from some assassination attempt and then Oluwande will take care very gentle care of his protective knight and their cuts and bruises.

hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 22h

"Your highness."

The new knight's eyes burned with passion as they lifted Prince Oluwande's hand. Soft lips pressing to his skin - tender, intimate, full of desire.

The Prince barely held in a gasp. His hand had been kissed a hundred times before, but never like this...

#TealOranges #OFMDart

Digital art of Oluwande and Jim from OFMD, drawn as a prince and knight respectively. Jim is lifting Oluwande's hand and pressing a kiss to his knuckles, while looking at Oluwande with bedroom eyes. Oluwande stares at them with wide eyes.

Oluwande is wearing his Prince Azi costume with a circlet crown. Jim wears a full knight's plate armour, decorated with orange blossom engravings. They also wear a teal cape and a sword dangly earring. The background is grey to orange ombre, with a teal and gold border.

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 13h

Also Jim :D

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1d

Since several people are sharing ofmd lore, Fanlore is right here: fanlore.org/wiki/Our_Fla... if you want to record the highlights/lowlights anywhere.

fanlore.org

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1d

Zheng, Jim and Archie hooting 👏🏻👏🏻

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Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1d

I assume the good is sarcastic? 😂

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1d

Ed def deserves a Stede on his knees

Draco the Lizard - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️ @dracothelizard.bsky.social · 1d

Ooooh, and it seems to be playing in my local cinema!