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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️
@saucierspoons.bsky.social
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30s, she/her • Creator, shipper, Baja Blast sipper. Magpie and Brave Little Toaster. Here for art, Muppets, gay pirates, & Ed/Taika chaos. 🌈🏴‍☠️ Sometimes NSFW 🔞 https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · Dec 1
Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵

My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 10h
😭 I wanted to read but I can’t do MCD 😩
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alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ wee con! @mediocrepirate.bsky.social · 19h
#ofmdkinktober25 it’s a bad idea, right?

or not, if you’re into age difference older stede / younger ed & plentyyyy of daddy issues 🔥

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72248181
graphic with big read letters reading ‘bad idea right?’ followed by a snippet from the fic summary: “Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.” “I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 14h
So Stede & Ed get cholera? lol
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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 8d
😌 #OurFlagMeansDeath
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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 4d
Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt
Cross stitch Stede and Ed as cats
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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3d
It's #wipwednesday. Here's a cut scene from Calypso's Birthday. #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A sketch of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in bed on The Revenge mostly clothed. Ed's straddling Stede and has his hands on the stiddies. Stede's leaning back on one hand, his other hand is... well, I'm not sure, you'll have to imagine. Oh, and they're very sweetly kissing. Probably because they're boyfriends.
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Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 17d
This is just a dude taking a nap. If your feminist leftist brain insists on sexualizing him, that's on you
A black and white digital drawing of Ed Teach reclining on a chaise lounge, eyes closed. His fall front is unbuttoned, revealing a glorious thatch of pubic hair
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 21h
I CANNOT
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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 14d
lmao
medieval (???) art of a lion making the 😬 face screen shot of Ed Teach who resembles the medieval (???) art of a lion making the 😬 face
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Lu 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈 @meluli.bsky.social · 13d
That beautiful smile we love to see
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 10d
Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴‍☠️
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Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 10d
Your friendly reminder for #TaikaTuesday that this happened on our screens. This image actually appeared on our television sets. Right in front of our salads
S2E2 Ed Teach looking like an absolute smoke show
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Ann 🐙🧜🏼‍♂️💜 @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 4d
#ofmd #edwardteach
a photo edit of edward teach in S01E07 of OFMD he is sitting on the chaise in the cabin, smiling
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
This is actually his “Content while loafing on mom’s arm” face.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 2d
This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)
a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
Meanwhile, in Kinktober…
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2d
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read: HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH? Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online By Herman Baldsack Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
But… but

I’m going to be sad if one of them goes from dysentery or something
a computer screen shows the kansas river crossing may 5th 1848
ALT: a computer screen shows the kansas river crossing may 5th 1848
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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 2d
just thinking about Them 💖🔥💖
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
That’s adorable af
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molly 🏴‍☠️🪴 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · 1d
Today’s Taika
Taika in a dark tux and bow tie, standing in front of a bush. He has a mustache and is looking at the camera seriously.
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Livvy🕊️🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD @stealthysiren.bsky.social · 1d
I could stare at him for hours😍
Taika Waititi looking drop dead gorgeous with his beautiful brown Bambi eyes
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
I miss having guinea pigs. Look how cuteee
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Hayley @heyhayley.bsky.social · 1d
First I shaved his ass and then I put a hat on him. Will the trauma never end
Bill is a white long haired guinea pig wearing a tiny straw hat
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
(But also I want both of them in my pocket when do I get to do that in this lifetime. 😭)
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🐣🌸Rosy Meggle Moth🌸🐣 @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social · 1d
Love found in Portland
A person holding a crochet merkraken and merman facing each other
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 1d
I would protect them with my life.
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