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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 2h

i was dying at the office interview, but no one in the theater was laughing, so i had to keep it to myself

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 19h

Dog farted himself awake

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 19h

i'm gonna get what i deserve (a haircut)

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 23h

damn npr way to get my hopes up

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 1d

frinkiac screenshot of dr. nick looking at a pregnant woman in a book, the macro text reads "oh, that lady swallowed a baby"

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 1d

hard to believe a guy who looks and talks like milei would be a dumbass

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 2d

they should give me hundreds of billions of dollars, i'll show everyone how easy it is to continue being normal, and not end up like him

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 2d

i'm looking at your content, but renouncingly

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 2d

Golden hour

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 3d

It'd be funny if an OF lady was sincerely swiping into your profile but you thought it was just marketing tactics

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 4d

Some day

a stepmaniax controller assembled in an apartment

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 4d

i hope one of the characters they need to rescue is played by alfonso cuaron

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 5d

reminded me a lot of the failures of infinity from evangelion rebuild 3

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 5d

Taking a quick shower to cure my necrotic frostbite

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 5d

satomi ishihara keeping the dream alive for all of us ordinary men

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 5d

an all-too-familiar struggle, you have to miss your guild's icecrown citadel raid because of your sexy nympho wife

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 5d

folks, to be perfectly honest, i think my life is under siege by a VERY spooky ghost

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 6d

Now we're cooking with gas

black and white aussie mix dog now lying on his side on the floor, fully asleep

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 6d

Dude you're sleepy, just put your head down

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 6d

i mean, i would unironically accept a faustian bargain to always be really good but never the best, and also to occasionally slip on a giant banana peel

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 6d

franklin has completed his ascension into the ultimate coach for virginia tech football:

-wins 10+ games basically every year
-often ranked in the top 15
-never beats anyone ranked in the top 5
-(NEW) suffers upset loss so bad that it rewrites the record books

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 6d

computer, please show me how badly i've been owned

Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 8d

"this is where my country died, parappa"

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 8d

Last night I saw One Battle After Another, and the first time that someone on screen got blapped, the person behind me jumped so hard their phone fell out of their pocket and hit the concrete

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Triple Steak Guy @triplesteakguy.bsky.social · 8d

i didn't go up enough grades to be challenged academically (until getting to college with 0 study habits), but i did go up enough to be the kid younger than everyone else. like you say, no good answer. parallel paths of social/academic development eventually runs out of runway