Triske
@triske.bsky.social
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Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. 📷: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. 🔞: @altymcpornalt.bsky.social. 🔗🌴: https://linktr.ee/Triske
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stano.bsky.social
Not exaggerating when I say that SB 79, a bill making it easier to build housing near mass transit, is the most consequential piece of legislation that the Democratic Party has passed all year. Saying no to the worst people in our coalition proves we're serious about the future.
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kchironis.bsky.social
developer: put it down. we don't need another one

concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale
triske.bsky.social
My schedule has been pretty tight lately, but if stars and roommates align I’m down
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triske.bsky.social
(to be clear I think that fucks hard)
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grickle.bsky.social
No fun. #grickledoodle #horror #medusa #toys #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #sad
A cartoon illustration of a young medusa looking dejected, surrounded by toys, a cat, and a dog all turned to stone. Caption reads "Eventually all her toys had turned to stone."
triske.bsky.social
I want to write a thesis on “or another”. The very conventions of how canonical information propagates from Magic’s interior to its exterior is bent to accommodate the change in tone. Fascinating.
magic.wizards.com
"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!" #MTGxTMNT
This image depicts the card "Heroes in a Half Shell". One white, one blue, one black, one red, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtle ninja warriors leaping towards the viewer. Each has his own specific weapon and style. From left to right: A bulky turtle weilding twin sai and yelling, a turtle with goggles on his forehead winding a bo staff to swing, a turtle with a confident smirk wields twin katana at the viewer and a seemingly carefree turtle leaps backwards with nun-chucks swirling in his hands and a wide smile on his face.

Rules text: Vigilance, menace, trample, haste.
Whenever one or more Mutants, Ninjas and/or Turtles you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and draw a card.

Flavor text: "They're the world's mostfearsom fighting team!" This image depicts the card "Turtles Forever". Three mana, one white. Instant. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtles drawn in different art styles engaging and interacting with one another. Behind them, the painterly skyline of a city.

Rules text: Search your library and/or outside the game for exactly four legendary creature cards you own with different names, then reveal those cards. An opponent chooses two of them. Put the chosedn cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into your library.

Flavor text: "See you around the multiverse, bros."
- One Leonardo to another
triske.bsky.social
I would like this character now, please. “None of you fuckers are helping me escape samsara so I’m dragging myself there and pulling the rest of you along by the short and curlies.”
shivambhatt.bsky.social
That would imply Buddhism is a black aligned philosophy, which is an interesting take
triske.bsky.social
Thirteen allegories for family trauma!
triske.bsky.social
Me too! Lots of possibilities. They could have a guy kill teenagers in space or something.
triske.bsky.social
I am a pig and I am an allegory for Leon Trotsky
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bearlylupe.bsky.social
Last year when I stepped into the social media and community management role with CubeCon 2024, Bobbie-Christine was THE person who I looked up to and appreciated most in the space.

Thank you for all the encouragement and support you gave me. I know you will continue to build great things 💚
bobbiechristine.bsky.social
After nearly five years of one of the greatest honors of my life, I will be stepping down as president of Birds of Paradise. Until a new direction for the group is decided, we will be going on an indeterminate hiatus.

BOP! has done amazing volunteer work to increase representation in Magic.

1/5
triske.bsky.social
10 Horror Movies to Know Me

NOPE

This is the only horror movie ever made, so we will have to wait a good five to ten years until this list can be completed.
onionbug.bsky.social
10 Horror Movies to know me.

Alien
Predator
The Thing
Halloween (1979)
Hereditary
Barbarian
Midsommar
The VVitch
The Exorcist (1973)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ma-8.bsky.social
10 Horror [ish] Movies to know me.

Alien 3
Virus [1999]
The Thing
28 Days Later
Village of the Damned
Ginger Snaps
Bit
Jennifer's Body
I Saw The TV Glow
The Craft
triske.bsky.social
The work you have done in five short years is nothing short of phenomenal — I would’ve said BoP had been running for ten if anyone asked me. Thank you for being a tidal wave of good in the community. Hoping someone equally strong takes the reins next.
triske.bsky.social
These look like 1998 point-and-click adventure game backgrounds in the best way.
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jonathangee.bsky.social
#FanartFriday -- #fanart of the #Urza lands from #MtG!

#krita #digitalart #digitalalters
A digital painting of looking up at the underneath of an incomprehensibly large machine. From the center, a beam of magenta energy blasts vertically down, illuminating the chamber surrounding it. Two very tiny figures walk across a catwalk spanning the chamber, coming far too close to the energy beam. A vast cavern, being dug out from the inside by fantastical machinery, is lit only by the lights from that machinery. In the extreme forefront, a conveyor brings massive stones to a conveyor in the middle distance, which in turn leads to a massive grinder. Just beyond the second conveyor, a drill construction burrows out the bedrock underneath it, filling the chamber with dust. The mine extends very far into the background, to the point that the lights are no more than pinpoints. Looking down at a tower that reaches up past the clouds and a flock of birds (who look tiny as they fly past what isn't quite halfway up the tower). In the extreme background, we can see the mountains the tower is built into, absolutely dwarfed by the tower. The tower is large enough that the topmost portion appears to contain several large buildings of its own. Urza's Power Plant, Urza's Mine, and Urza's Tower from Magic: the Gathering, using the fanart in this post. The flavor text added to Urza's Power Plant: "Escalation is in the nature of both dictators and wars." The flavor text added to Urza's Mine: "Exploitation is in the nature of both autocracies and economies." The flavor text added to Urza's Tower: "Oversight is in the nature of both commanders and innovators."
triske.bsky.social
The Cube Will Outlive Magic playmat has outlived Magic. Superlative work, everyone, no notes
stitcherssupply.bsky.social
low res teaser pic letting you know that stitcher’s supply will be putting up the worlds sickest playmat up for preorder next Thursday, Oct. 16th.
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caljones.com
commissioned the worlds cutest art from @guppies.bsky.social and when I have put together enough random money from Stitcher's Supply to do a completely unrelated tee for the site, it's gonna be this
triske.bsky.social
Now seated for four kilometer restoration of Perfect Blue. I’m so hype — I loved KPop Demon Hunters. She’s gonna be gonna be golden :)
triske.bsky.social
Happy half-century! Here’s to another.