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Posts random out of context quotes from The Simpsons Game (2007) Also on Twitter (@TSG_Quotes) and Mastodon (@[email protected]) Run by @edness.bsky.social
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Selma: I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
Homer: You can write, but you can't fight!
Comic Book Guy: Your inferior wish is unfortunately my command.
Dolph: I'm a Cubs fan. I'm used to waiting.
Legs: Do those things even have bones to break?
Marge: I start this riot in the name of decency!
Planetarium Narrator: Saturn's seven rings are made of billions of ice particles...just like the heart of my ex-wife.
Louie: You got a beef with me?!
Terri: I don't want to end up like you.
French Man #1: All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.
Ned Flanders: While we're still in our sixties.
Mayor Quimby: So I'm ready to receive my bribe now.
Smithers: I wouldn't count on any inheritance, kid.
Homer: Oh, you think you're evil? Well you're no Dick Cheney!
Ralph: I want to be a mob when I grow up!
Groundskeeper Willie: Willie's too slippery for ye English!
Mini-Krusty: Who loves a thousand mini-Krusties!
Marge: What an exciting time we live in!