The Simpsons Game Quotes
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Small Alien #1: Beam me up, Scotty!
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Small Alien #1: Beam me up, Scotty!
Dolph: I punch nerds to compensate for my low self esteem.
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dolph: I punch nerds to compensate for my low self esteem.
Chief Wiggum: Oh boy, arts and crafts! Yay!
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chief Wiggum: Oh boy, arts and crafts! Yay!
Marge: You won't believe what I did! It was just incredible!
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Marge: You won't believe what I did! It was just incredible!
Ned Flanders: You're the boss, Marge - even though you're a woman.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ned Flanders: You're the boss, Marge - even though you're a woman.
Lenny: All right, all right. Hold your horses.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Lenny: All right, all right. Hold your horses.
White Chocolate Rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
White Chocolate Rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.
God: It's not gonna take six days to whomp you!
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
God: It's not gonna take six days to whomp you!
Bart: Boo-ya!
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bart: Boo-ya!
Homer: Aagh, I swallowed the pit!
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Homer: Aagh, I swallowed the pit!
Ralph: Me fail English? That unpossible!
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ralph: Me fail English? That unpossible!
Groundskeeper Willie: Mercy!
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Groundskeeper Willie: Mercy!
Groundskeeper Willie: Me trainer said destroying things was a good way to burn calories.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Groundskeeper Willie: Me trainer said destroying things was a good way to burn calories.
Bumblebee Man: Sálgame a mi dolor.
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Bumblebee Man: Sálgame a mi dolor.
Lisa: Eat it, pig!
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lisa: Eat it, pig!
French Public Announcer: When the war's over, I'm going to settle down and open a surrendering school for the blind.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
French Public Announcer: When the war's over, I'm going to settle down and open a surrendering school for the blind.
Moe: Barf? Please, in the business, we refer to that as a "Roman incident".
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Moe: Barf? Please, in the business, we refer to that as a "Roman incident".
Milhouse: Don't mind me.
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Milhouse: Don't mind me.
Lewis: Hi, Mrs. Simpson. You should keep an eye on Bart.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Lewis: Hi, Mrs. Simpson. You should keep an eye on Bart.
Marge: That's going to leave a boo-boo!
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Marge: That's going to leave a boo-boo!
Sherri: My Dad says your Dad is incompetent.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sherri: My Dad says your Dad is incompetent.
Small Alien #2: Even if it is a fact, and I'm not saying it is, it's impolite to point it out.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Small Alien #2: Even if it is a fact, and I'm not saying it is, it's impolite to point it out.
Janey: I hope they don't destroy the American Girl Store!
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Janey: I hope they don't destroy the American Girl Store!
Bumblebee Man: Sayonara!
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Bumblebee Man: Sayonara!
Eddie: Homer, there's trouble afoot down at the ol' museum. Just thought you should know.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Eddie: Homer, there's trouble afoot down at the ol' museum. Just thought you should know.