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The Simpsons Game Quotes
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Posts random out of context quotes from The Simpsons Game (2007) Also on Twitter (@TSG_Quotes) and Mastodon (@[email protected]) Run by @edness.bsky.social
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 27m
Lisa: I can't wait to wait!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 4h
Nelson: Let's cut out the middleman - give me Bart's allowance. I wanna buy the Itchy and Scratchy game.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 8h
Kent Brockman: Ah ha ha ha, That's very flattering.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Reverend Lovejoy: Smite you!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 16h
Small Alien #2: It's a shame to attack, but they had their chance to kill themselves.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 20h
Judge Snyder: I object!... to global warming.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Barney: Hey, I should feel no pain!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Blue-Haired Lawyer: There may or may not be an incident at the museum. I advise you not to get involved.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Homer: Yughh! Put some clothes on!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1d
8-bit Homer: Watch it!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Barney: I'll eat your dust!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1d
Poochie: CHECK IT! / P TO THE DOUBLE-O "CH" I E / I'M THE DOG ON (BEEP) WHO'S TO THE EXTREME / WAZZUP MY GANGSTAS, PIMPS AND HOS / MY HOOD IS CLEAN AND NOW IT BLOWS / A BABY GIRL SKANK AND A BLUE HAIRED HOOCHIE / POP A CAP IN THEY ASSES, SO SAYS POOCHIE!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 2d
Lisa: Video game engine self-destruct button!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 2d
Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order.
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Cletus: I can'ts wait fer casual Friday.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 2d
Lisa: I support stronger gun-control laws!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 2d
Hobbit Rod: Run while yelling!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 2d
Museum Guard Wiseguy: You want some of this, pally?!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 3d
French Woman: This is hardly chivalrous.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Will Wright: Of course I can. I'm Will Wright, bitch! And pretty soon when there's a new better Simpsons video game than the one you're from, I'll destroy you, too. (LONG EVIL LAUGH)
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Marge: Tim Burton should make a movie called "Marge Attacks!"
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Ned Flanders: I hope you'll all consider joining my book-burning club.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Grampa: I helped rebuild Germany after the war.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 3d
Homer: Five bucks says Spore never gets released!!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 4d
Patty: Razzle dazzle!