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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 2d

i got punched in the face by accident a few days ago and i've honestly been putting off going to the optometrist because I fear that he'll be unable to fully unfuck my frames. I dont wanna bust out the backup glasses :((

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 2d

both roommates are out tonight so im doin feral housewife shit (handwashing shirts in the bathroom sink with dish soap to really get at those fucking oil stains)

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

i mean it's the exact amount of labour that using a jar of prego takes. You boil the noodles, heat up the jar of sauce in the pan and then toss in the wet noodles. the only difference is that these are single serving packets rather than leaving it up to you to commit pasta portion crimes

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

most of these simmer veggies well, so i usually throw in some slices of carrot or chunks of bok choy. I also keep a constantly growing cup of green onions on the windowsill so i always have toppings

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

the brand is prima taste i believe, and the packets are this signature black. I've had the curry, the laksa, and the chili crab so far. fave atm is the curry, but that might just be cuz i haven't made the crab correctly yet

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

truuu. but i will say when i say fancy i mean this stuff has like crab paste in it and costs five bucks a pack lol. feels like im throwing cash down the drain not eatin' it right

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

fucked up a fancy packet of instant noodles. how, you may ask? well this is the first time I've ever had the type of packet where you boil the noodles separately and THEN stir fry them with the sauce packets instead of adding them to water. needless to say this is not a very sauceful meal :/

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 4d

FATTY MEAT AND STRONG ASS WINE

HIT WITH PERSIAN SPEAR BUT FINE

STRONG ASS WINE AND FATTY MEAT

ANCIENT PERSIAN SPEAR DEFEAT

EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 4d

Guy who just got hit with a Persian spear: only fatty meats and wine can save me

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

Went to the bar the other night and had a staring contest with Lenin

A bar wall with lamps, a pool cue stand, and a large framed portrait of lenin

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 5d

As it goes

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 9d

my dad added salt to a recipe that uses salted jellyfish and unintentionally created one of the worst first bites of food i've ever had. another in the ongoing joke we have of "were this imperial china, this would be a beheading offence"

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 17d

I'm joining the war on Autism on the side of the Autism.

Maomoa from Apothecary Diaries

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 13d

HELL YEAH

Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 13d

im fighting the fucking depression demons rn with the canada post strike again and you know that 4chan greentext that was like "one time a nurse asked me hey, are you like, legit sad?" well. A car just passed in front of my apartment and all you could hear, faintly, is "DJ KHALED!!!"

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 17d

OOOOH YES PLS

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 20d

ughghgh not the random fall heatwave confusing the trees again... the last three days have been nothing but sinus hell

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 20d

it would explain the elements of the dream where the lights were fading in and out with a countdown on what seemed to be an overhead speaker

Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 20d

on it boss

Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 21d

woke up pissed because my dream cliffhanged me. tf do you mean my brain generated a thrilling as hell episode of batman the animated series where the rogues gallery is being slowly collected and put in exhibits by a mysterious force and i woke up without finding who tf it was

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 22d

i got a specific corner of tiktok helping me hunt down an old man yaoi BL I read like 8 years ago. It has not been fruitful thus far

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24d

nah im watching a documentary on early hominids and one of the observations of note is that neanderthals likely had more brain development in the visual/visual interpretation centers rather than the areas associated with language/communication.

Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24d

travels back in time for a fun bit of research, immediately gets into an argument with a neanderthal over how colourblind she thinks I am

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 25d

The energy of befriending cosplayers who make sexy content and love to flirt for the bit feels like befriending host clubs hosts who run their practice routines on you. Text history looks like a love and deepspace dialogue and it's your 30 year old buddy from Tennessee lmaoo

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 26d

the raccoons outside are fighting again

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 26d

if it was the 80s and chappell roan sold out, after midnight would be one absolute HELL of a waffle house commercial

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