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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF
@tucakeane.bsky.social
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Terrorbird|Designed by @behemow|Recovering alcoholic|30+|He/Him|Pansexual|@AstroAntlers fursuiter|Slow response to DMs|🔞|NSFW
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · Jul 21
Can I be real for a minute?
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 8h
What a pretty bird! No need to be bashful :>
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 9h
I have a whole nother unopened one! XD It’s not getting ate!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 9h
You know what else is holy? Shit

which is what this is
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 9h
They sell it at Jungle Jim’s. It tastes much better than THIS does! XD
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
I am IN HELL right now then!

And it is IN ME!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
As if drive-thru star anise chili served on a bed of unseasoned spaghetti wasn’t already an abomination
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
No….no, it was not @v@

It tasted exactly like Skyline, but sweet…and cold….it‘s god damn black magic!!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
I feel like I may want to die
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
It tastes exactly like you’d expect.

That’s the problem.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you, Ozzy!! I appreciate ya :>
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Major milestone for sure! Thank you :>
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Pfft I’ve lived for millions of years! But this is my first comma :D Thank you friend <3
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you so much Mikeh!! :>
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you!! ^v^
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Finally trying this. Wish me luck.

Yes, oyster crackers. Not sugary oyster-cracker shaped things…..oyster crackers.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 16h
I’ll never forget one who told me Pokemon R34 was bestiality (but anthro Pokemon are fine!). Then when I pointed out they have R34 of Legoshi, a high school student, on their profile they blocked me.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
If they have a Beaststars PFP I immediately tune them out. Diet furries.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
That took a long time to get @v@ I always set breaks and would either break them or go right back to where I was before. That idea put a lot of things into perspective. Thanks birdo!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Hell yeah! Almost 3 years of being schwifty!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you Zyer! It wasn’t easy for sure @v@ But it’s gotten easier!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you! ^v^
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
It’s weird how quickly we adapt to not feeling normal @v@ Congrats!!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!! ^v^
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