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@tucakeane.bsky.social
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Gonna make it through this year
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Won’t do any good. He’s said the pros outweigh the cons.
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Only an idiot would drop $250 for a single ticket front row center to see their favorite podcast live on stage.

….smart people like me use the payment plan…
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I was expecting something like “So old I remember when the Dead Sea had a cough” or “so old I rode dinosaurs to school” xD

Nah I getcha. It sneaks up on you @v@ I’m 34 and I’ve noticed my beard isn’t the only place gray hairs are showing up now
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Any excuse to keep a pigeon coop in my backyard
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That doesn’t sound too bad, really. I‘ve liked having an accrual system for paid, unpaid, and vacation time. My old job gave you 80hrs of PTO in January, and that was it. Late to work? Use PTO. COVID? Use PTO. Flat tire? PTO. By the time the end of the year came around you had no wiggle room.
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Social media’s taught us that we don’t and shouldn’t be connected into everyone else at all times @v@
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My roommate’s fallen victim to it. As if he couldn’t have gotten lazier and less self-sufficient
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For all of you using ChatGPT as a therapist too-
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Damn…I thought Isekai was his NAME
tucakeane.bsky.social
With how much hype people gave avocados I expected them to taste
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Her first day in! She’s still very much confused
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Wants fresh grab-n-go sandwich
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The credit card system is down
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Wow the 34 time convicted felon guilty of fraud and rape is saying people should go to jail?