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tucakeane.bsky.social
Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF
@tucakeane.bsky.social
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Terrorbird|Designed by @behemow|Recovering alcoholic|30+|He/Him|Pansexual|@AstroAntlers fursuiter|Slow response to DMs|🔞|NSFW
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · Jul 21
Can I be real for a minute?
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 7h
My roommate’s fallen victim to it. As if he couldn’t have gotten lazier and less self-sufficient
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 8h
For all of you using ChatGPT as a therapist too-
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 8h
Worth the watch anyways!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
Damn…I thought Isekai was his NAME
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 10h
With how much hype people gave avocados I expected them to taste
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 15h
Her first day in! She’s still very much confused
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 16h
hi.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 16h
Wants fresh grab-n-go sandwich
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 16h
The credit card system is down
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 16h
Wow the 34 time convicted felon guilty of fraud and rape is saying people should go to jail?
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 19h
I’m listening.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 21h
XD Looks about right
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
god

damn

OvO
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
And they’ll freak out when it’s a dusting! Or flurries! Not even enough to cover the road XD
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Talks about how gun violence is out of control in cities with strict gun laws, yet the worst mass shootings have been in states with lax gun laws…
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
I mean that’s all well and good, but time away from work is just as important as being paid extra!
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck that. Not unless they’re going to be paying more than time and a half
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
According to them I’m guilty of time theft anytime I take a break longer than 15min XD
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Don’t they give any type of unpaid time accrual? Point system?
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Well okay, so overtime’s dried up but if I work my full schedule between now and November I‘ll have plenty of money for Germany.

“Hey Tuca, we’re offering voluntary unpaid time, do you want to leave ea-?”
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like Scurrow’s blasting off agaaaaaaain……✨
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
“Oh sure, but I’M the violent one.”
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
But it’s okay, we’re going to start fixing the bridge too! We’ll divert traffic across the other bridge we started repairing 5yrs ago.
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
WELL SOMEONE FIX IT SO I-71 WILL START MOVING AGAIN
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Tuca🔜🇩🇪🔜MFF @tucakeane.bsky.social · 1d
It’s not even OUR water! It’s from the Gulf of Mexico! ;v;
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